Intro: G F G F G F C

G Gmaj7
She says there's ants in the carpet
Em Em with D
Dirty little monsters
Eb D
Eating all the morsels
Bm C
Picking up the rubbish
G Gmaj7
Give her effervescence
Em Em with D
She needs a little sparkle
Eb D
Good morning t.v.
Bm C
You're looking so healthy 

Em D
We all say don't want to be alone
Em D
We wear the same clothes cause we feel the same
Em D C
And kiss with dry lips when we say g'night
C B C
End of a century, oh it's nothing special

Sex on the t.v.
Everybody's at it
And the mind gets dirty
As you get closer to thirty
He gives her a cuddle, glowing in a huddle
Good night t.v., you're all made up
And you're looking like (me)

(repeat chorus)

G F G F G F C
Can you eat her, yes you can