He is because he saw it on a commercial break
And if he doesn't get what he wants
Then he'll get a headache
Because he wants it, needs it, almost loves it
He's here on his own, on globe alone

Who joined health club to glisten
Into Hi-fi  precision
Who's mobile phone gives him the bone
Who very keen on Sharon Stone

Who only eats at the new brassiere
Who only ever gets merry
Who wouldn't be seen at bed time
Without putting Calvin Kleins on