A self professed saviour of the dim right wing
He's got respiratory problems and a mason's ring

Mr. Robinson and his quango
Drinks with the general and the county wives
Yes the family business is doing all right
They are doing tangos down in the quangos
He makes them tick and he makes them tock
And if he doesn't like you he'll put you in the dock

He just sits in his leather chair and twiddles his thumbs
Gets his secretary in and pinches her bum

He ran into the toilet in the town hall
Got a biro out and wrote on the wall
I'm wearing black French knickers on under my suit
I've got stockings and suspenders on
I'm feeling rather loose

Oh I'm a naughty boy
Oh I'm a naughty, naughty boy