This is a public warning
Be careful when you are out
We are having freaky weather
There's a lot of it about
The terraces are swinging
He's a monkey on the roof
You've seen him on the telly
So let me introduce your host tonightT.O.P.M.A.N.
He's naughty by nature
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On doubles and chasers
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He's a little boy racer
T.O.P.M.A.N.
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In a crowd it's hard to spot
him, but anonymity can cost
He's never cheap and cheerful, he's Hugo and he's boss
He's riding through the desert on a camel light
And on a magic carpet he'll fly away tonight
Open sesame
T.O.P.M.A.N.
Sees her in double
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Then pukes on the pavement
T.O.P.M.A.N.
Likes her all clean and shaven
T.O.P.M.A.N.
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