Lyrics
B-side: Ultranol (The Universal)
For coughs and colds
and scabby holes Itchy pimples, unseemly moles For funny turns and chinese burns For aching heads we're most concerned For staying lively getting it nightly This we guarantee That's ultranol here's the new remedy Before you go to bed take 2 or 3 When you wake up you'll feel better For aches and pains and jellied brains Help you sleep and smile again They're aimless blameless almost nameless You get much more all though you pay less Revitalise that sexual drive In fact be born again Yes ultranol will put you on the maptake 4 or 5 then have a little nap When you wake up you'll feel better For coughs and colds and your scabby holes Keep you young although you are feeling old If you're not protected you're gonna get it So suck them and see you won't regret it Suck them and see |