BELLE AND SPURLING - GOLDEN BALLS Hey, has anyone seen my balls? What do they look like? They're golden I was the boy next door The one they said would never score But just look at me now Showed the world some how That I'm always on the ball I've got just what it takes So follow my trends, some become fixed I've got spice in my life And now she's my wife On every bedroom wall Hey hey hey Coz I'm Goldenballs, Mr Beckham to you I'm Goldenballs, Mr Beckham to you, and you And I'm always on the ball Mr Beckham to you They say I'm the king of free kicks The Italians all want me And so do the chicks But I'll stay where I am I'm a Manchester man And Fergie's Golden balls I'm captain, I feel I'm in heaven May change my hair But I'm still number seven But boy they've done good And I told you I would And that's your Beckham call Coz I'm Goldenballs, Mr Beckham to you I'm Goldenballs, Mr Beckham to you, and you And I'm always on the ball Mr Beckham to you Hey lets tell 'em like it is All of the trophies that I have won Don't compare to Brooklyn my son Wait till the world gets a load of me Just look at me now, I'm on top of a tree Coz I'm Goldenballs, Mr Beckham to you I'm Goldenballs, Mr Beckham to you, and you And I'm always on the ball Mr Beckham to you Mr Beckham to you Mr Beckham to you Mr Beckham to you... Can I have my balls back please?