Hi, my name is Stereo Mike Yeah Todd, this is Liquid ring-a-ding-a-dinging Want those 3 Bran Van tickets man Waddya think? Todd, you there? I woke up again this morning with the sun in my eyes When Mike came over with a script surprise A mafioso story with a twist A "Too Wong Foo,Julie Newmar" hitch Get your ass out of bed, he said: I'll explain it on the way But we did nothing, absolutely nothing that day And I'll say what the hell am I doing drinking in LA At twenty six? I got the fever for the flavour the payback will be later Still I need a fix (yeah, uh huh) And the girls on the bus kept on laughing at us as we rode on the ten down to Venice again Flaring out the g-funk, sipping on juice and gin Just me and a friend Feeling kinda groovy, working on movie (yeah right) But we did nothing, absolutely butt kiss that day And I'll say what the hell am I doing drinking in LA At twenty six? (With my mind on my money and my money on my, beer beer) I know that life is for the taking so I'd better wise up And take it quickly (Yeah one more time at trader vics) some men there wanted to hurt us and other men said we weren't worth the fuss we could see them all bitching by the bar about the fine line between the rich and the poor then mike turned to me and said what do you think we got done son? We've got a conclusion, and I guess that's something So I ask you what the hell am I doing drinking in LA At twenty six? I got the fever for the nectar, the payback will be later Still I need a fix (We need to fix you up, call me monday, and maybe we'll fix it all up) LA, LA, LLA, LA LA, LA, LLA, LA LA, LA, LLA So I ask you what the hell am I doing drinking in LA At twenty six? (These are mine, are mine) LA... LA... LA...