DAPHNE AND CELESTE - U.G.L.Y OK, I'm a cheerleader now U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi You ugly, hey hey, you ugly U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi You ugly, hey hey, you ugly U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi You ugly, hey hey, you ugly I saw you walking down the street just the other day I didn't see your damage from that far away I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming You walked up to me with your buck teeth a-gleaming Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess I thought it was a sack, but it's your favourite dress You hurt the trees' feelings and the birds all flew I don't mean to insult you, oh wait, yes I do Your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mould You're only 14, you look a hundred years old When looks were handed out you were the last in line Your face looks like where the sun don't shine Did you fall off a building and land on your head? Or did a truck run over your face instead? There ain't no pill coz you ain't ill, you're ugly U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi You ugly, hey hey, you ugly U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi You ugly, hey hey, you ugly What you really need is to wear a mask And book that plastic surgeon fast Girl, you're scary, you're hairy, I heard about you You're the main attraction at the city zoo You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab When you wear a yellow coat, people shout out "Cab" (so funny) You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig Uncle Fester, remember him? I never knew that you had a twin You can't disguise your googly eyes In the Miss Ugly pageant you'd win first prize Yo mama say you ugly, you ugly U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi You ugly, hey hey, you ugly U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi You ugly, hey hey, you ugly Get busy, get busy, get busy, get busy Get busy, get busy, get busy Yo mama say you ugly, get busy Yo mama say you ugly, get busy Yo mama say you ugly, get busy You're ugly You, you, you, you Now I feel like Blondie U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi You ugly, hey hey, you ugly U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi You ugly, hey hey, you ugly Quasimodo, camel breath, square-head, ugly Chicken legs, pig face, chin like Bubba, ugly Fish lips, toad licker, Poindexter, ugly Spaghetti arms, limp butt, freak show, ugly U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi You ugly, hey hey, you ugly U.G.L.Y you could make an onion cry U.G.L.Y like an alien chased by the FBI U.G.L.Y, U.G.L.Y, U.G.L.Y, U.G.L.Y U.G.L.Y, U.G.L.Y, U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi, you ugly