NICE GUYS FINISH LAST Nice guys finish last You're running out of gas Your sympathy will get you left behind Sometimes you're at your best, when you feel the worst Do you feel washed up, like piss going down the drain Pressure cooker pick my brain and tell me I'm insane I'm so f*cking happy I could cry Every joke can have its truth and now the joke's on you I never knew you were such a funny guy Oh nice guys finish last, when you are the outcast Don't pat yourself on the back, you might break your spine Living on command You're shaking lots of hands Kissing up and bleeding all your trust, Taking what you need Bite the hand that feeds You lose your memory to kill the shame Pressure cooker pick my brain and tell me I'm insane I'm so f*cking happy I could cry Every joke can have its truth and now the joke's on you I never knew you were such a funny guy Oh nice guys finish last, when you are the outcast Don't pat yourself on the back, you might break your spine Oh nice guys finish last, when you are the outcast Don't pat yourself on the back, you might break your spine Oh nice guys finish last, when you are the outcast Don't pat yourself on the back, you might break your spine Oh nice guys finish last, when you are the outcast Don't pat yourself on the back, you might break your spine HITCHIN' A RIDE Hey mister, where you headed? Are you in a hurry? I need a lift to happy hour Say oh no Do you break for distilled spirits? I need a break as well The well that inebriated the guilt 1, 2... 1, 2, 3, 4 Cold turkey's getting stale Tonight I'm eating a crow Fermented salmonella poison oak no There's a drought at the fountain of youth And now I'm dehydrating My tounge is swelling up as say 1, 2... 1, 2, 3, 4 Trouble times You know I cannot lie I'm off the wagon And I'm hitchin' a ride There's a drought at the fountain of youth And now I'm dehydrating My tounge is swelling up I say... SH*T! Trouble times You know I cannot lie I'm off the wagon And I'm hitchin' a ride Hitchin' a ride, hitchin' a ride Hitchin' a ride, hitchin' a ride Hitchin' a ride, hitchin' a ride Hitchin' a ride, hitchin' a ride THE GROUCH I was a young boy that had big plans Now I'm just another sh*tty old man I don't have fun and I hate everything The world ownes me So f*ck you Glory days don't mean shit to me I drank a six pack of apathy Life's a b*tch and so am I The world owes me So f*ck you Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals I had a young and optimistic point of view Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals I had a young and optimistic point of view I've decomposed, yet my gut's getting fat Oh my god, I'm turning out now like my dad I'm always rude, I've got a bad attitude The world owes me So f*ck you The wife's a nag and the kid's f*cking up I don't have s*x coz I can't get it up I'm just a grouch sitting on the couch The world owes me So f*ck you Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals I had a young and optimistic point of view Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals I had a young and optimistic point of view I was a young boy that had big plans Now I'm just another sh*tty old man I don't have fun and I hate everything The world ownes me So f*ck you Glory days don't mean sh*t to me I drank a six pack of apathy Life's a b*tch and so am I The world owes me So f*ck you The world owes me So f*ck you The world owes me So fuck you REDUNDANT We're living in repetition Content in the same old shtick again Now the routine's turning to contention; Like a production Like going over and over and over roller coaster Now I cannot speak I lost my voice I'm speechless and redundant Coz I love you's not enough I'm lost for words Choreographed and lack of passion Prototypes of what we were Went full circle till I'm nauseous Taken for granted Now I waste it, faked it, ate it, now I hate it Coz I cannot speak I lost my voice I'm speechless and redundant Coz I love you's not enough I'm lost for words Now I cannot speak I lost my voice I'm speechless and redundant Coz I love you's not enough I'm lost for words Now I cannot speak I lost my voice I'm speechless and redundant Coz I love you's not enough I'm lost for words SCATTERED Well, I've got some scattered pictures lying on my bedroom floor Reminds me of the times we shared Makes me wish that you were here Coz now it seems I've forgotten my purpose in this life Well, all the songs have been erased Guess I've learned from my mistakes Open the past and present Now and we are there Story to tell and I am listening Open the past and present And the future, too It's all I've got, I'm giving it to you Loose ends tied in knots leaving a lump down in my throat Gagging on a souvenir Lodged to fill another year Well, drag it on and on until my skin is ripped to shreds Leaving myself open wide Living out a sacrifice Open the past and present Now and we are there Story to tell and I am listening Open the past and present And the future, too It's all I've got, I'm giving it to you If you got no one And I've got no place to go Would it be alright? Could it be alright? I've got some scattered pictures lying on my bedroom floor Reminds me of the times we shared Makes me wish that you were here Coz now it seems I've forgotten my purpose in this life Well, all the songs have been erased Guess I've learned from my mistakes Open the past and present Now and we are there Story to tell and I am listening Open the past and present And the future, too It's all I've got, I'm giving it to you ALL THE TIME All the time Every time I need it What's the time? I'd say that time is right Here's to me Let's find another reason Down the hatch and a bad attitude Salud Wasting time, wasting time Down a bum, f*ck road And I don't know where the hell it'll go Heirlooms and huffing fumes And I'm picking up the pace And I'm gonna smash straight into a wall All the time A New Year's Resolution How soon that we forget Doing time Loving every minute Live it upon another let down Salud Promises, promises It was all set in stone Cross my heart and I hope to die Sugar fix, dirty tricks And a trick question Guess I should have read betweem the lines Having the time of my life Watching the clock tick Having the time of my life Watching the clock tick All the time Where did all the time go? It's too late to say goodnight Time flies when you're having fun Yeah, time's up when you work like a dog Salud WORRY ROCK Another sentimental argument and bitter love F*cked without a kiss again and dragged it through the mud Yelling at brick walls and punching windows made of stone The worry rock has turned to dust and fallen on our pride A knocked down dragged out fight Fat lips and open wounds Another wasted night And no one will take the fall Where do we go from here? And what did you do with the directions? Promise me no dead end streets And I'll guarantee we'll have the road A knocked down dragged out fight Fat lips and open wounds Another wasted night And no one will take the fall Another sentimental argument and bitter love F*cked without a kiss again and dragged it through the mud Where do we go from here? And what did you do with the directions? Promise me no dead end streets And I'll guarantee we'll have the road And I'll guarantee we'll have the road And I'll guarantee we'll have the road PLATYPUS (I HATE YOU) Your rise and fall, back up against the wall What goes around is coming back and haunting you It's time to quit coz you ain't worth the sh*t Under my shoes or the p*ss on the ground No one loves you and you know it Don't pretend that you enjoy it or you don't care Coz now I wouldn't lie or tell you all the things you wanna hear Coz I hate you Coz I hate you Coz I hate you Coz I hate you I heard you're sick, sucked on that cancer stick A throbbing tumor and a radiation high Sh*t out of luck, and now your time is up It brings me pleasure just to know your gonna die No one loves you and you know it Don't pretend that you enjoy it or you don't care Coz now I wouldn't lie or tell you all the things you wanna hear Coz I hate you Coz I hate you Coz I hate you Coz I hate you D*ckhead, f*ckface C*ck smoking, motherf*cking *sshole Dirty twat, waste of semen I hope you die Red eye, code blue, I'd like to strangle you And watch your eyes bulge right out of your skull When you go down head first into the ground I'll stand above you just to piss on your grave No one loves you and you know it Don't pretend that you enjoy it or you don't care Coz now I wouldn't lie or tell you all the things you wanna hear Coz I hate you Coz I hate you Coz I hate you Coz I hate you UPTIGHT I woke up on the wrong side of the floor Made, made my way through the front door Broke my engagement with myself Perfect picture of bad health Another notch scratched on my bell The future just ain't what it used to be I got a new start on a dead end road Peaked, peaked out on reaching new lows Owe I paid off all my debts to myself Perfect picture of bad health Another notch scratched on my belt The future's in my living room Uptight I'm a nag with a gun now All night Suicide's last call I've been uptight all night I'm a son of gun Uptight I'm a nag with a gun now All night Suicide's last call I've been uptight all night I'm a son of gun Uptight I'm a nag with a gun yeah All night Suicide's last call I've been uptight all night I'm a son of gun Uptight I'm a nag with a gun yeah All night Suicide's last call I've been uptight all night I'm a son of gun Uptight I'm a nag with a gun yeah All night Suicide's last call I've been uptight all night I'm a son of gun LAST RIDE IN (Instrumental Song) JINX I f*cked up again It's all my fault So turn me around and face the wall And read me my rights And tell me I am wrong Until it gets into my thick skull A slap on the wrist A stab in the back Torture me, I've been a bad boy Nail me to the cross Until you have won I lost before I did any wrong I'm hexed with regrets And bad luck So keep your distance coz it's rubbing off Or you will be damned To spend your life in hell Or earth with me, tangled at your feet You finally met your nemesis Disguised as your fatal long lost love So kiss it goodbye until death do we part You fell for a jinx for crying out loud HAUSHINKA Haushinka is a girl with a peculiar name I met her on the eve of my birthday Did she know, Did she know before she went away? Does she know? But it's damn too late This girl has gone far away Now she's gone This girl has gone far away Now she's gone This girl has gone far away Now she's gone This girl has gone far away Now she's gone Now she's gone Now she's all gone All I have now is a memory to date A cheap hat and cigaretts and a peculiar name I didn't know I didn't know before she went away I know now I know now but it's too damn late This girl has gone far away Now she's gone This girl has gone far away Now she's gone This girl has gone far away Now she's gone This girl has gone far away Now she's gone Now she's gone Now she's all gone Will she ever find her way? I'm too d*mn young to be too late, but am I? Yet again I'm kicking myself And I'll be here in battle scars Waiting for you Waiting for you now This girl has gone far away Now she's gone This girl has gone far away Now she's gone This girl has gone far away Now she's gone This girl has gone far away Now she's gone Now she's gone Now she's all gone WALKING ALONE Come together like a foot in a shoe Only this time I think I stuck my foot in my mouth Thinking out loud and acting in vain Knocking over anyone that stands in my way Sometimes I need to apologize Sometimes I need to admit that I ain't right Sometimes I should just keep my mouth shut or only say hello Sometimes I still feel I'm walking alone Walk on eggshells on my old stomping ground Yet there's really no one left That's hanging around Isn't that another familiar face? Too drunk to figure out they're fading away Sometimes I need to apologize Sometimes I need to admit that I ain't right Sometimes I should just keep my mouth shut or only say hello Sometimes I still feel I'm walking alone Sometimes I need to apologize Sometimes I need to admit that I ain't right Sometimes I should just keep my mouth shut or only say hello Sometimes I still feel I'm walking alone REJECT Who the hell are you to tell me What I am and what's my master plan? What makes you think that it includes you Self-righteous wealth Stop flattering yourself Coz when the smoke clears here I am Your reject all-american Sucking up your social sect Making you a nervous wreck To hell and back and hell again I've gone You're not my type You're not my type What's the difference between you and me? I do what I want and you do what you're told So listen and shut the hell up It ain't no big deal and I'll see you in hell Coz when the smoke clears here I am Your reject all-american Falling from grace right on my face To hell and back and hell again I've gone You're not my type You're not my type You're not my type Coz when the smoke clears here I am Your reject all-american Sucking up your social sect Making you a nervous wreck To hell and back and hell again I've gone TAKE BACK You pushed me once too far again I'd love to break your f*cking teeth I stick a knife in the center of your back You better grow some eyes in the back of your head I fight dirty just like your looks Can't take Can't take Can't take anymore Take back Take back Take The taste of bad blood on the tip of my toungue An eye for and eye, gun for a gun Cold-cocked and I'm taking back what's mine Expect it when you're least expecting it No loss of love The smell of regret Lights out Can't take anymore Take back Take back Take back Take back KING FOR A DAY Started at the age of 4 My mother went to the grocery store Went sneaking through her bedroom door To find something in a size 4 Sugar and spice and everything nice wasn't made for only girls GI Joe in panty hose is making room for the one and only King for a day Princess by dawn King for a day In a leather thong King for a day Princess by dawn Just wait till all the guys get a load of me My daddy threw me in therapy He thinks I'm not a real man Who put the drag in the drag queen? Don't knock it until you tried it Sugar and spice and everything nice wasn't made for only girls GI Joe in panty hose is making room for the one and only King for a day Princess by dawn King for a day In a leather thong King for a day Princess by dawn Just wait till all the guys get a load of me GOOD RIDDENCE (TIME OF YOUR LIFE) F*ck... Another turning point A fork stuck in the road Time grabs you by the wrist Directs you where to go So make the best of this test And don't ask why It's not a question But a lesson I learned in time It's something unpredictable But in the end it's right I hope you had the time of your life So take the photographs And still frames in your mind Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial For what it's worth It was worth all the while It's something unpredictable But in the end it's right I hope you had the time of your life It's something unpredictable But in the end it's right I hope you had the time of your life It's something unpredictable But in the end it's right I hope you had the time of your life PROSTHETIC HEAD I see you down in the front line Such a sight for sore eyes You're a suicide make over Plastic eyes, looking through a numb skull Self effaced, what's his face You erased yourself so shut up You don't let up You have a growth that must be treated Like a severed severe pain in the neck You can smell it but you can't see it No explanation identified coz you don't know You don't say And you got no reply Hey you, where did you come from? Got a head full of lead You're a inbred bastard son All dressed up, red blooded Amannequin Do or die, no reply Don't deny that you're synthetic You're pathetic You have a growth that must be treated Like a severed severe pain in the neck You can smell it but you can't see it No explanation identified coz you don't know You don't say And you got no reply You don't know You don't say And you got no reply I see you down in the front line Such a sight for sore eyes You're a suicide make over You don't know You don't say And you got no reply You don't know You don't say