OPM - HEAVEN IS A HALF PIPE If I die before I wake At least in Heaven I can skate Coz right now on earth I canít do jack Without the man up on my back Now Heaven would be a DJ Spinniní dub all night long And Heaven would be just kickiní back With Jesus packing my bong And if you donít believe in Jesus Then Muhammed or Buddah too And while the world is waring We just sit back and laugh at you If I die before I wake At least in Heaven I can skate Coz right now on earth I canít do jack Without the man up on my back Now when most people think of Heaven They see those pearly gates But I looked a little closer And thereís a sign that says "Do not skate" So if you wanna come to my Heaven Well we all gonna have a ball And every one you know is welcome Coz we got no gates or walls If I die before I wake At least in Heaven I can skate (Heaven is a halfpipe) Coz right now on earth I can't do shit Without the man fucking with it Then I got to the gate Pulled out a list that Iíd been calliní fate Iím sorry friend you canít come in You got a list here that doesnít end Youíre mad coz I smoke dope You teachiní any classes in how to cope Iíll find a place to rest my head Iíd rather be alone now that Iím dead Like Christian Hosoi way back in Ď87 Weíll be bustiní Christ airs until we get to Heaven Think I really care that I missed biology Got my education in stale fishology With all your rules you got to chill Iím gonna twist out like Mike McGill Gonna twist out coz I got the skills Gonna twist out coz I got the skills Got the skills Got the skills Got the skills Got the skills (Heaven is a halfpipe) (Heaven is a halfpipe) If I die before I wake At least in Heaven I can skate Coz right now on earth I canít do jack Without the man upon my back (Heaven is a halfpipe) If I die before I wake At least in Heaven I can skate (Heaven is a halfpipe) Coz right not on earth I can't do shit Without the man fucking with it If I die before I wake (If I die before I wake) At least in Heaven I can skate (Heaven is a halfpipe) Coz right now on earth on earth I can't do shit (Coz right now on earth I can't do) Without the man fucking with it If I die before I wake (Bust up, old school end, let it end, you know where) At least in heaven I can skate (Bust side air, I don't care, no I don't care) Coz right now on earth i can't do shit (I don't care I don't care I don't care) Without the man fucking with it (I don't care I don't care I don't care)