Ok honey, now the name of the resturant and my cell phone number Are on the refrigerator (uh huh) Don't be afraid to call if you need anything Have Josh into bed by nine (uh huh) nine thirty at the latest (sure) There's soda and chips in the kitchen (hehe, great) Atari, DVD pleyer and I think there's some board games in the closet (Uh huh, great) But one thing, just be good (ok) I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo! I'm making 6 bucks an hour I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo! I'm making 6 bucks an hour Babysitting sucks but whatever they got junk food, kung fu, egg fu, Dig Dug, a dog too And a hot Jew, Mr. Weintraub, I mean he's old but not dimed out If I'm bad I'll turn around in the corner for time out Aight Josh what you wanna do? You wanna watch cartoons? HBO got Platoon, hey get back in the room! I assume your folks are gonna be out late, go make me kool aid I'm a sit on the couch and m*sturbate then call my boyfriend Gabe and see if he ate Spit out my Bubbalicious and get to one of them big fridges That could fit 10 midgets Damn they're rich, hey she left me fifty dishes, b*tch! Let's try on ya mom's minks think she'll miss these Chanel links? In high heels you look like Jar Jar Binks - go play under the sink (I want my mommy and daddy!) I want your daddy as well But if you tell, you'll die of sickle cell And God told me you're goin straight to hell Well if you don't like it I can leave and then you'll be alone believe me that's what the creepy monsters want Plus I'll be taking your TV Put on your jammers and don't wet the bed I got a camera I'll take a picture and show that little girl you like Sarah Oh and one more thing There's been several mass murderers spotted in the area I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo! I'm making 6 bucks an hour I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo! I'm making 6 bucks an hour Let's make Fluffernutters don't f*ckin utter another peep I'll take the cookie cutter Make star cookies outta ya skin while you sleep Keep still, I gotta check the bathroom cabinet hey what are these pills? I'll take the Valium Josh you take a bag and the Tagament Stop throwin up I'm not paid enough you clean up the rug Is that Fluff? I told you 6 boxes of unmade Jell-O was too much All right kid you gotta go to bed I know its only 6 but my boy just came over And he wants me to give him head Sit his bare ass on the couch where you watch Small Wonder Next time you see Vicky the spot'll be sticky coz I sucked his dicky And used your mom's cucumber Don't worry I'll put it back in the Frigidaire Scared? You can have it for supper nice and crisp in the Tupperware No bedtime story, Gabe get off you're so horny Josh get in bed And Freddie Krueger might let you see your mom in the mornin No p*rn and shut the shade Gabe One day you'll know how nice it is to get laid while you gettin paid I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo! I'm making 6 bucks an hour I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo! I'm making 6 bucks an hour Oh d*mn you just came back! Geez Mr W, your wife looks bad Oh it must've been the drink she had, we drank some high tiz Watched hi-lie, ripped of her thigh-high Um, too much information! I need a ride Just take the Benz That's a cooler car How old are you again, I forget, 19? Ya, in like 4 more years Oh one time, could you please show me one of those nice cheers - woo! Have you been working out? no doubt Here's your house You wanna come in? we just got this awsome new couch Ouch! Stop it girl Can't I get a little peek? Naw girl, I'll take a rain check and see you next week I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo! I'm making 6 bucks an hour I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo! I'm making 6 bucks an hour I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo! I'm making 6 bucks an hour I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo! I'm making 6 bucks an hour