NEIGHBOURHOOD Who lives in a house like this? Who lives in a house like this? In number 69 there lives a transvestite He's a man by day but he's a woman at night There's a man in number 4 who swears he's Saddam Hussein Says he's on a chore to start a third world war Oh if you find the time Please some and stay a while In my beautiful Neighbourhood In 110 they haven't paid the rent So there goes the TV with the repo men In 999 they make a living from crime The house is always empty coz they're all doing time Oh if you find the time Please some and stay a while In my beautiful Neighbourhood My Neighbourhood My-My-My beautiful Neighbourhood My Neighbourhood My-My-My beautiful Neighbourhood Who lives in a house like this? Who lives in a house like this? In number 18 there lives a big butch queen He's bigger than Tyson and he's twice as mean In 666 there lives a Mr Miller He's a local Vicar and a serial killer Oh if you find the time Please some and stay a while In my beautiful Neighbourhood My Neighbourhood My-My-My beautiful Neighbourhood My Neighbourhood My-My-My beautiful Neighbourhood Who lives in a house like this? Who lives in a house like this? Oh they want to knock us down coz they think we're scum But we will all be waiting when the bulldozers come In a neighbourhood like this you know it's hard to survive So you'd better come prepared coz they won't take us alive Oh if you find the time Please some and stay a while In my beautiful Neighbourhood My Neighbourhood My-My-My beautiful Neighbourhood My Neighbourhood My-My-My beautiful Neighbourhood MISTER PSYCHO Ha ha ha ha All these people are laughing at him And although he tries it's getting to him And if he sees just one more grin he won't be held responsible The city's closing in on him And every where's getting smaller and smaller And he's fingers are getting itchy now And he won't be held responsible, so... Don't freak him out Don't freak him out Don't freak him out Before he blows his top Don't freak him out Don't freak him out Don't freak him out Before he blows his top Don't freak him out Don't freak him out Don't freak him out Before he blows his top Don't freak him out No don't you freak him out Mister Psycho He'll blow you away (ha ha ha ha) Mister Psycho He'll blow you away (ha ha ha ha) Mister Psycho He'll blow you away (ha ha ha ha) Mister Psycho He'll blow you away (ha ha ha ha) Mister Psycho He'll blow you away, blow you away See his eyes they're bloodshot red And bloodshot's what you're going to be It's not the fact that he's following you It's that he's not trying to hide that's bothering you The city's closing in on him And every where's getting smaller and smaller And his fingers are getting itchy now And he won't be held responsible, so... Don't freak him out Don't freak him out Don't freak him out Before he blows his top Don't freak him out Don't freak him out Don't freak him out Before he blows his top Don't freak him out Don't freak him out Don't freak him out Before he blows his top Don't freak him out No don't you freak him out Mister Psycho He'll blow you away (ha ha ha ha) Mister Psycho He'll blow you away (ha ha ha ha) Mister Psycho He'll blow you away (ha ha ha ha) Mister Psycho He'll blow you away, blow you away Hey Mr Psycho, you don't wanna blow me away Now he's getting really close Can you feel his breath upon your neck? Now he's listening to your thoughts Now's the time to be a nervous wreck The city's closing in on him And every where's getting smaller and smaller And his fingers are getting itchy now And he won't be held responsible, so... Don't freak him out Don't freak him out Don't freak him out Before he blows his top Don't freak him out No don't you freak him out Mister Psycho He'll blow you away (ha ha ha ha) Mister Psycho He'll blow you away (ha ha ha ha) Mister Psycho He'll blow you away (ha ha ha ha) Mister Psycho He'll blow you away, blow you away Yeah Mister Psycho He'll blow you away (ha ha ha ha) Mister Psycho He'll blow you away (ha ha ha ha) Mister Psycho He'll blow you away (ha ha ha ha) Mister Psycho He'll blow you away, blow you away... FEMALE OF THE SPECIES A thousand thundering thrills await me Facing insurmountable odds gratefully The female of the species is more deadly than the male Shock shock horror horror shock shock horror I'll shout myself hoarse for your supernatural force The female of the species is more deadly than the male Oh she deals in witchcraft and one kiss and I'm zapped Oh how can heaven hold a place for me When a girl like you has cast a spell on me Oh how can heaven hold a place for me When a girl like you has cast a spell on me Frankenstein and Dracula have nothing on you Jekyll and Hyde join the back of the queue The female of the species is more deadly than the male Oh she wants to conquer the world completely But first she'll conquer me discreetly The female of the species is more deadly than the male Oh she deals in witchcraft and one kiss and I'm zapped Oh how can heaven hold a place for me When a girl like you has cast a spell on me Oh how can heaven hold a place for me When a girl like you has cast a spell on me Oh how can heaven hold a place for me When a girl like you has cast a spell on me Oh how can heaven hold a place for me When a girl like you has cast a spell on me MONEY Some folks think I'm greedy And I just take from you And if I say it's true now what good would that do And if I wanted to be funny I could say that all the money That you spent on me was just for fraud And if I wanted to be bitter I could say that little by little All you did for me was no good I didn't lose your money I didn't lose your money Oh no your money just lost you... You brought me up this way when just a little bit Of love... could have changed my ways Some folks help the needy Me I just help myself And if I shared with you now It would steadily decrease my wealth And if I saw you on the street With worn out shoes upon your feet I wouldn't spare you the price of a cup of tea I know you brought me from the gutter Helped me with my bread and butter But I have a lousy memory I didn't lose your money Oh no, I didn't lose your money I didn't lose your money Oh no your money just lost you... You brought me up this way when just a little bit Of love... could have changed my ways When just a little bit... And just a little bit... And just a little bit... And just a little bit... And just a little bit of love, love, love, love Could've changed my ways ME AND YOU VERSES THE WORLD I first met you hanging knickers on the line From that moment on I knew that there could only be one outcome Me and you against the world forever You had no folks and I'm just a joke But we made a vow That we would never sell each other out A lie detector wouldn't make me doubt you Now we know that it's us versus the world now Me and you against the world now Look up there in the sky now See those stars, well they're shining just for us Hey now, me and you against the world now Look up there in the sky now See those stars well they're shining just for us We hitched a ride that would turn out suicide I had my '45 replica gun I didn't think we'd ever need it Didn't know he had a real one loaded You went in first, took the worst Couldn't hear me shouting you To stop above the busy traffic passing by We promised that together we would die Now we know that it's us versus the world now Me and you against the world now Look up there in the sky now See those stars well they're shining just for us Hey now, me and you against the world now Look up there in the sky now See those stars well they're shining just for us I went in next Took a bullet in the chest So I hit him on the head With the only thing that was anywhere near me A tin of baked beans and a woman's weekly I grabbed the cash Picked you up and made a dash Didn't get too far Made it to the parking lot 40 cops in front of us Guess who got shot... Lying there dying in each others arms Oh you said to me Don't worry about a thing my little sweetheart We're together we shall never be apart You took a chance on a loser like me But you never let... me down And whether we're in Heaven or Hell I know it's better than in separate cells Now we know that it's us versus the world now Me and you against the world now Look up there in the sky now See those stars well they're shining just for us Hey now, me and you against the world now Look up there in the sky now See those stars well they're shining just for us LOVECHILD OF THE QUEEN Ladies and gentlemen Now the moment you've all been waiting for I'm the lovechild of the Queen My blood is blue, it is not green I was born to live upon the throne Instead I sign up on the dole Suppose my father was a King Gifts to me he did not bring Now everytime I see a crown It only makes me want to frown You can see, there's something else I need To help me on my way Everytime that I think I'm gonna cry But I'd smile and I'd smile But I haven't the got the time We're the b*stards of the Queen Our blood is blue know what I mean We were born to live upon four thrones Instead we sign up on the dole Suppose our father was a King Gifts to us he did not bring Now everytime I see a crown It only makes me want to f*cking frown You can see, there's something else I need To help me on my way Everytime that I think I'm gonna cry But I'd smile and I'd smile But I haven't the got the time I haven't got the time Now my story's been told It's getting rather very old Did I tell you about when I was christened? Jesus Christ was the name given You can see, there's something else I need To help me on my way Everytime that I think I'm gonna cry But I'd smile and I'd smile But I haven't the got the time I haven't got the time Haven't got the... Haven't got the time NO ONE UNDERSTANDS I'm a man and you're a man And we don't understand Why the world is such a funny shape It is so bland If I wanted to kill or assasinate the Queen They would only lock me up and throw away the key Then you'd never get out Then you'd never get in No one understands me No one understands No one understands me No one understands If I wanted to be someone I think I would be Margaret Thatcher She's so cool I think she should be Queen Now if you agree should agree with this They think you should be Hung and drawn and quatered and then thrown into the sea And then you'd never get out Because you can't swim No one understands me No one understands No one understands me No one understands No one understands me No one understands No one understands me No one understands No one understands me No one understands No one under, no one under No one understands me No one understands VOODOO ROLLER Voodoo Roller lives in a solar Many miles from here He knows gayday Red peppers on Sunday But only twice a year You won't take me No won't shake me Coz Voodoo Roller's here But what you've got you know you'd better get away from me Keyzer Soze's real so they say But I don't believe a word The devil himself sold himself to an elf When he was turkeying, he needed the world You won't take me No won't shake me Coz Voodoo Roller's here But What you've got you can say You won't take me No won't shakes me You won't take me No won't shake me You won't take me No won't shake me Coz Voodoo Roller's here What you've got you know you can say What you've got got you know S-S-Say it to me You won't take me No won't shake me You won't take me No won't shake me You won't take me No won't shake me DROP DEAD How come a star of your stature Got a big surprise when you saw me comin' at ya I'm your number one fan and I go to every picture The more I see ya the more I want to hit ya Wherever you go I'll follow you I've got your number, your picture too Wherever you go I'll follow you I've got your address I'm coming for you Why don't you drop dead Why don't you drop dead Why don't you drop dead Why don't you drop dead Why don't you drop dead Why don't you drop dead Why don't you drop dead Why don't you drop dead How come you never return my calls? You're driving me mad, got me climbing up the walls It's not my fault if I see red I can't help it it's the voices in my head Wherever you go I'll follow you I've got your number, your picture too Wherever you go I'll follow you I've got your address I'm coming for you Why don't you drop dead Why don't you drop dead Why don't you drop dead Why don't you drop dead Why don't you drop dead Why don't you drop dead Why don't you drop dead Why don't you drop dead How come a star of your stature Got a big surprise when you saw me comin' at ya I'm your number one fan and I go to every picture The more I see ya the more I want to hit ya Wherever you go I'll follow you I've got your number, your picture too Wherever you go I'll follow you I've got your address I'm coming for you Why don't you drop dead Why don't you drop dead Why don't you drop dead Why don't you drop dead Why don't you drop dead Why don't you drop dead Why don't you drop dead Why don't you drop dead DARK CLOUDS I think we need a holiday A week or two in Mexico The two of us, we'll leave the fools at home Away from all the heartache and the troubles that we've suffered In the last two weeks, although it felt like years We'll be free, no one to bother you or me Down in old Mexico, let your inhibitions go Dark clouds drift away to reveal the sunshine Dark clouds drift away to reveal the sunshine, oh Two lovers in a cage Trapped and ever so afraid To step outside from the world we hide The street life and the bright lights Blind their eyes and send us running to obscurity We need to break free Trapped you see Trapped here in mediocrity Don't ever trust a soul on Planet Earth Dark clouds drift away to reveal the sunshine Dark clouds drift away to reveal the sunshine Dark clouds drift away Dark clouds drift away Dark clouds drift away To reveal the sunshine Dark clouds drift away Dark clouds drift away Dark clouds drift away To reveal the sunshine MAJOR PAGER Mr Major's got a pager because he sells E's To the Russians who crush and snort them But they never seem to sneeze I need no answers to my questions Coz Mr Major's old and greyer then he's ever been He lied to us all and took a big fat wager But now he hasn't got a bean I need no answers to my questions And I need no questions to my answers Now Felix the cat is on his back Oh Felix the cat what a twat So who needs Columbo He's just got off a slow boat From China or somewhere like that I need no answers to my questions And I need no questions to my answers I need no answers to my questions And I need no questions to my answers I need no answers to my questions And I need no questions to my answers KILL ME Eeny-Meeny-Miney-Moe Which way d'ya think that I should go? Twiddley Dee and Tiddley dum Do you think that I should take my gun? I want you to Kill me kill me Kill me kill me Oh won't you kill me kill me Kill me Kill me Come on now Dip Dip Dip I'm gonna sink your ship Fee Fi Fo There's something else you should know I'm gonna be seen I'm gonna be sure Someone gave me something but I want some more I want you to Kill me kill me Kill me kill me Oh won't you kill me kill me Kill me kill me... a lubbalubba I want you to Kill me kill me Oh won't you Kill me kill me Oh won't you kill me kill me Kill me kill me C'mon now Dip Dip Dip I'm gonna sink your ship Fee Fi Fo There's something else you should know I'm gonna be seen I'm gonna be sure Someone gave me something but I want some more I want you to Kill me kill me Kill me kill me Oh won't you kill me kill me Kill me kill me Kill me kill me Why won't you kill me? Why won't you kill me? I want someone to kill me I need someone to kill me I want you to Kill me kill me Kill me kill me Oh won't you kill me kill me Kill me kill me Goodbye now CHARLIE .M. I can see Manson He's holding me to ransom Gut to my feet Now he wants to see me dancing I can see Mickey mouse Sitting on a shrinks couch Tryin' to cure his hang up 'Bout screwing little Minnie mouse I can see Madonna starin' at a shotgun Now she doesn't feel so sexy Now she wants to become a nun I can see George Best Tryin' to give the drink a rest Now's he down the station Failin' the blood test Love is better Than your nine-to-five's And your GCSE's Love is better Then your HIV or you university Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah There goes Elvis Looking for his pelvis Colonel Tom has dug it up And put it in for service Over the hill comes Huckleberry Hound Looking full of rabies And he's heading into town There goes Kennedy Looking for a remedy Someone blew his head off And now he's in a cemetery Mister Blonde said to Mister Blue Who's the cop He said I haven't got a clue Love is better That your nine-to-five's And your GCSE's Love is better Than your HIV and your university Yeah Yeah Yeah Love is better That your nine-to-five's And your GCSE's Love is better Then your HIV and your university Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah Love is better That your nine-to-five's And your GCSE's Love is better Then your HIV and your university Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah