DISCLAIMER Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the disclaimer, that's right, the disclaimer! This american apple pie instituton known as perental discretion Will cleanse any sense of inuendo or sarcasm from the lyrics Which might actually make you think And we'll also insult your intelligence at the same time! So, protect your family This album contains explicifications which are real These real things are commonly known as life So, if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously If it sounds dangerous, do not try this at home or at all And if it offends you, just don't listen to it THE MEANING OF LIFE On the way Trying to get where I'd like to stay I'm always feeling steered away By someone trying to tell me What to say and do I don't want it I gotta go find my own way I gotta go make my own mistakes Sorry man for feeling Feeling the way I do Woah yeah, woah yeah Open wide and they'll shove in their meaning of life Woah yeah, woah yeah But not for me I'll do it on my own Woah yeah, woah yeah Open wide and swallow their meaning of life I can't make it work your way Thanks but no thanks Woah By the way I know your path has been tried and so It may seem like the way to go Me, I'd rather be found Trying something new And the bottom line In all of this seems to say There's no right and wrong way Sorry if I don't feel like Living the way you do Woah yeah, woah yeah Open wide and they'll shove in their meaning of life Woah yeah, woah yeah But not for me I'll do it on my own Woah yeah, woah yeah Open wide and swallow their meaning of life I can't make it work your way Thanks but no thanks Woah yeah, woah yeah Open wide and they'll shove in their meaning of life Woah yeah, woah yeah But not for me I'll do it on my own Woah yeah, woah yeah Open wide and swallow their meaning of life I can't make it work your way Thanks but no thanks Woah MOTA Mota... Every day, well it's the same That bong that's on the table starts to call my name I take a hit and zone out again I'll be paranoid and hungry by a quarter to ten Watching reruns on my TV I'm laughing off my ass at three's company I don't now if I'm understood But hearing Jimmy buffett never sounded so good Your memory's gone and so is your life (your life) Mota boy But losing out just never felt so right Your enemy's you and so is your life (your life) Mota boy But losing out might feel okay all night Mota I'm driving down to the Barrio Going 15 miles an hour cause I'm already stoned Give the guy a twenty and wait in the car He tosses me a baggie then he runs real far I take a hit but it smells like a clove Oh fuck I got a baggie of oregano This ritual is destroying me But I guess it could be worse, it could be methedrine Woah yeah Your memory's gone and so is your life (your life) Mota boy But losing out just never felt so right Your enemy's you and your couch is your life (your life) Mota boy But losing out might take Losing out might take you all night Mota Losing out might feel okay all night Yeah losing out might feel okay all life Your memory's gone and so is your life (your life) Mota boy But losing out just never felt so right Your enemy's you and your couch is your life (your life) Mota boy But losing out might feel okay all night (all night) Yeah losing out might feel okay all life ME & MY OLD LADY She ain't no ball and chain She ain't no ball and chain She ain't no ball and chain Me and my old lady lay in bed all day And when I say I love her, well she rolls the other way But really she don't mean it, everything she says Still if I believe in love There's nothing wrong, there's nothing wrong with my head Me and my old lady sit and sip on wine And when she says she loves me, will I say that love is blind But really I don't mean it, everything I say Still if she believes in love There's nothing wrong, there's nothing wrong with her head So what if we're making a scene now You know she don't give a shit When she's pawin' and grabbin' on me now You know I don't mind a bit It's all good and we ain't gonna change now The world is unaware So if you want to go on and stare Coz we don't care She ain't no ball and chain She ain't no ball and chain She ain't no ball and chain She ain't no ball and chain She ain't no ball and chain She ain't no ball and chain She ain't no ball and chain She ain't no ball and, she ain't no ball and Me and my old lady suck each other dry And when in that position I'm the luckiest man alive Quenching our libidos, passing time away Now that I believe in love There's nothing wrong, there's nothing wrong with my head Ohh... My ohh... So what if we're making a scene now You know she don't give a shit, ohh When she's pawin' and grabbin' on me now You know I don't mind a bit It's all good and we ain't gonna change now The world is unaware So if you want to go on and stare Coz we don't care, we don't care She ain't no ball and chain She ain't no ball and chain She ain't no ball and chain She ain't no ball and chain She ain't no ball and chain She ain't no ball and chain She ain't no ball and chain She ain't no ball and, she ain't no ball and Ooh.. ohh, ohh Ooh.. ohh, ohh Ooh.. ohh, ohh ooh.. ohh, ohh COOL TO HATE I hate a lot of things I hate a lot of people that are lame I like to hate stuff, coz then I don't have to try and make a change I hate teachers, I hate school I hate the cheerleaders and anyone who's cool, yeah I hate the office, I hate the quad Don't wanna learn a thing, I wanna be a slob It's cool to hate, it's cool to hate Don't like nothin' and I like that fine It's cool to hate, it's cool to hate Don't like nothin' and I like that fine Don't like nothin' and I like that fine Yeah I hate everything, I even hate you too, so fuck you I'm always thinkin' bad, I never have nothin' good to say I like to tear things down than build them up, it's easier that way I hate the jocks and I hate the geeks I hate the trendies but I also hate the freaks, yeah I hate Dr. Martens and muscle tees I'm only happy when I'm in my misery It's cool to hate, it's cool to hate Liking something's just a waste of time It's cool to hate, it's cool to hate Liking something's just a waste of time Liking something's just a waste of time Yeah I hate everything, I even hate me too, so fuck you Hey... hey... hey... It's cool to hate, it's cool to hate It's cool to hate, it's cool to hate I'll cut you down and give you lip Being positive's so un-hip I'll cut you down coz I'm a fool Being positive's so un-cool Being positive's so un-cool Being positive's so un-cool So I hate the jocks, and I hate the geeks I hate the trendies but I also hate the freaks, yeah I hate your band and I hate TV I'm only happy when I'm in my misery It's cool to hate, it's cool to hate Don't like nothin' and I like that fine It's cool to hate, it's cool to hate Don't like nothin' and I like that fine Don't like nothin' and I like that fine Yeah I hate everything, I even hate you too, so fuck you LEAVE IT BEHIND Rage burns can't push it aside now Can't forgive this grudge is alive now All the rage eats you up inside Can you leave it behind, leave it behind? What a surprise, you're fucked with again yeah It's a way of life you need to get over All the rage just eats you alive Can you leave it behind, leave it behind? I don't know where it'll end The sun has set and I can't be friends I don't know if I can forgive The day is long, but you were so dead wrong What a surprise, you're fucked with again yeah It's a way of life you need to get over All the rage just eats you alive Can you leave it behind, can you leave it beind? I don't know where it'll end The sun has set and I can't be friends I don't know if I can forgive The day is long, but you were so dead wrong I don't know where it'll end The sun has set and I can't be friends I don't know if I can forgive The day is long, but you were so dead wrong GONE AWAY Maybe in another life I could find you there Pulled away before your time I can't deal it's so unfair And it feels, and it feels like heaven's so far away And it feels, yeah it feels like the world has grown cold Now that you've gone away Leaving flowers on your grave Show that I still care Black roses and hail mary's Can't bring back what's taken from me I reach to the sky And call out your name And if I could trade I would And it feels, and it feels like heaven's so far away And it stings, yeah it stings, now world is so cold Now that you've gone away Gone away, gone away, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Ooh, ooh... oh yeah Ohh, ohh, ohh... I reach to the sky And call out your name Oh please let me trade I would And it feels, and it feels like heaven's so far away And it feels, yeah it feels like, world is so cold Now that you've gone away Gone away, gone away, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Ooh, ooh... oh yeah Ooh, ooh... oh yeah I CHOOSE Look at me I'm falling off a cliff now I can still hear my mama yelling no no no But the words mean nothing, can't catch up to me now And the view is so beautiful all the way down When I was a little boy sucking juice from a bottle Believeing my perceptions were oh so real But I didn't know nothing, still know nothing Was just enough for me to know the way I feel This is life What a fucked up thing we do What a nighmare come true Or a playground if we choose And I choose Look at me I'm swollen like a bananafish now I'm never gonna make it, make it out of my hole But I keep on laughing, doesn't really matter There's dozens of reasons for explaining my soul When I was a teenager suckin' booze with the vatos Discussing who was gonna live to be 21 They said they wouldn't make it, they didn't make it We're all naked when the day is said and done This is life What a fucked up thing we do What a nighmare come true Or a playground if we choose And I choose, oh Don't know who made this all come true Know while you're here Just do what you gotta do Now if I wasn't such a weenie, do you think you'd still love me? Prending I'm an airplane on the living room floor But like a lovely generator, you stand right by me And if words were wisdom I'd be talking even more So I keep on falling as I'm looking back above me Watching as my mama just becomes a little dot Now I'm, I'm like Deniro, I'm amarillo And I'll never know when I hit the ground This is life What a fucked up thing we do What a nighmare come true Or a playground if we choose And I choose INTERMISSION Welcome to intermission Yeah... intermission Ahh... Ahh... ALL I WANT Ya ya ya ya ya Day after day, your home life's a wreck The powers that be just breathe down your neck You get no respect, you get no relief You gotta speak up and yell out your peace So back off your rules, back off your jive Coz I'm sick of not living to stay alive Leave me alone, I'm not asking a lot Just don't want to be controlled It's all I want, it's all I want It's all I want, it's all I want Ya ya ya ya ya How many times is it gonna take? Till someone around you hears what you say You've tried being cool, you feel like a lie You've played by the rules now it's their turn to try So back off your rules, back off your jive Coz I'm sick of not living to stay alive Leave me alone, I'm not asking a lot Just don't want to be controlled It's all I want, it's all I want It's all I want, it's all I want I've said it before, I'll say it again If you could just listen then it might make sense So back off your rules, back off your jive Coz I'm sick of not living to stay alive Leave me alone, I'm not asking a lot Just don't want to be controlled It's all I want... It's all I want... Ya ya ya ya ya WAY DOWN THE LINE Nothing changes coz it's all the same The world you get's the one you give away It all just happens again Way down the line There is a chain that's never broken You know the story, it's sad but true An angry man gets drunk and beats his kids The same old way his drunken father did What comes around well it goes around Nothing changes coz it's all the same The world you get's the one you give away It all just happens again Way down the line At 17 Shannon is pregnant As young as her mom when she had her Her kid is never gonna have a dad The same old way that Shannon never had What comes around well it goes around Nothing changes coz it's all the same The world you get's the one you give away It all just happens again Way down the line And all the things you learn when you're a kid You'll fuck up just like your parents did It all just happens again Way down the line And welfare moms have kids on welfare And fat parents they have fat kids too You know it's never gonna end The same old cycle's gonna start again What comes around well it goes around Nothing changes coz it's all the same The world you get's the one you give away It all just happens again Way down the line And all the things you learn when you're a kid You'll fuck up just like your parents did It all just happens again Way down the line DON'T PICK IT UP Ahhh... don't pick it up, no! I saw a little kid as he walked around He picked a candy bar up off the ground He chowed about a half when his face turned blue Turned out that candy bar was doggy doo Woah Don't pick it up I say Woah Unless you can throw it away Woah Don't pick it up I say You're gonna be bummed that you went that way You're out there makin' bacon, no scrutiny You mess around too much and you got VD You know you never think so you're sore today You're gonna take it back to Californ-I-A Woah Don't pick it up I say Woah Unless you can throw it away Woah Don't pick it up I say You're gonna be bummed that you went that way Don't-pick-it-don't-pick-it-don't-pick-it-don't My friend was kinda hurtin' for a girl to try He saw one that looked like Pat on Saturday Night Live It had a pair of thingies but a mustache too Not clearly male or female so what to do? Woah Don't pick it up I say Woah Unless you can throw it away Woah Don't pick it up I say You're gonna be bummed that you went that way AMAZED Somtimes I think I'm gonna drown Coz everyone around´s so hollow, and I'm alone Somtimes I think I'm going down But no one makes a sound, they follow and i´m alone Ohh... (yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah) If I make it I'd be amazed Just to find tomorrow Yeah one more day and I'd be amazed Just to see it waiting Yeah and if I make it I'm still alone No more hope for better days But if I could change then I'd really be amazed And when you know you can´t relate The one more shiny face Your heart brakes, no one cares And when you know you can't go on Coz everything is wrong Your heart breaks, no one's there Ohh... (yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah) If I make it I'd be amazed Just to find tomorrow Yeah one more day and I'd be amazed Just to see it waiting Yeah and if I make it I'm still alone No more hope for better days But if I could change then I'd really be amazed Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah Yeah if I make it I'd be amazed Just to find tomorrow Yeah one more day and I'd be amazed Just to see it waiting Yeah and if I make it I'm still alone No more hope for better days But if I could change then I'd really be amazed CHANGE THE WORLD I see the way the salesmen stare into the sun I stood and watched them as they fell off one by one And everyone's so blind They're not to help mankind Reach into your bag of tricks and pull another one Woah, you don't want to change the world like you say Woah, you're in it for yourself no one else You're ready saving yourself You're gonna change the world You're ready saving yourself You're gonna change the world Now when the day is set they'll line up all the same And those that need the most will never get or gain The ones you call your friends Are failing you again Reach into your bag of tricks and make it go away Woah, you don't want to change the world like you say Woah, you're in it for yourself no one else You're ready saving yourself You're gonna change the world You're ready saving yourself You're gonna change the world And since you ain't what you say, then just go away Some don't lie, some don't lie (Go on now they won't tell, go on now and save yourself) (Go on now they won't tell, go on now and save yourself) Go on now they won't tell, go on now and save yourself Go on now they won't tell, go on now and save yourself I said woah, you don't want to change the world like you say Woah, you're in it for yourself no one else You're ready saving yourself You're gonna change the world You're ready saving yourself You're gonna change the world And since you ain't what you say, then just go away Coz some don't lie, some don't lie I think you guys should try heavy metal, kiss my ass! 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