THEME - ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES (OPENING) Stick a pony in me pocket I'll fetch the suitcase from the van Coz if you want the best 'uns But you don't ask questions Then brother, I'm your man Coz where it all comes from is a mystery It's like the changin' of the seasons And the tides of the sea But here's the one that's drivin' me beserk Why do only fools and horses work? La la la la La la la la La la la la La la la la (CLOSING LYRICS) We've got some half price cracked ice And miles and miles of carpet tiles TVs, deep freeze and David Bowie L.P.s Ball games, gold chains, whatsnames, pictures frames and leather goods And Trevor Francis track suits from a mush in Shepherds Bush Bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush... No income tax, no VAT No money back, no guarantee Black or white, rich or poor We'll cut prices at a stroke God bless Hooky Street Viva Hooky Street Long live Hooky Street C'est magnifique, Hooky Street Magnifique, Hooky Street Hooky Street, Hooky Street, Hooky Street...