THEME - TRAPDOOR Somewhere in the dark and nasty regions where nobody goes Stands an ancient castle Deep within this dank and uninviting place lives Burk (hello!) Over worked servant of the thing upstairs (Burk, feed me!) But that’s nothing compared to the horrors That lurk beneath the trapdoor For there is always something down there In the dark, waiting to come out Don't you open that trapdoor You're a fool if you dare! Stay away from that trapdoor Coz there's something down there!