My bum is on the rail Bum is on the rail Look at me my bum is on the rail My bum is on the man Bum is on the man It's a lot of fun to put your bum on the man My bum is on the step Bum is on the step Don't fall down the step You might hurt your bum Ha ha ha ha ha ha! And that's not very fun When you fall dow and hurt your bum I like to put my bum on things It's fun for every one My bum is on the cheese Bum is on the cheese If I get lucky I'll get a disease My bum is on the swedish Swedish, swedish, swedish swedish My bum is on the gum Bum is on the gum I can blow a bubble with my bum bum bum My bum is on the ship The battle ship I hope they don't shoot a cannon in my bum And shoot poo all over the place Poopoo! And that isn't very fun When they shoot a cannon in your bum I like to put my bum on things It's fun for every one I like to put my bum on things It's fun for every one My bum is on the dog My bum is on the cat My bum is on the phone My bum is all alone The rail is all alone The man is all alone The swedish is all alone My bum is all alone One two three four My bum is all alone, my bum is all alone My bum is all alone, my bum is all alone My bum is all alone, my bum is all alone My bum is all alone, my bum is all alone My bum is all alone, my bum is all alone My bum is all alone, my bum is all alone Get the poo off my bum I need the poo Off my bum I gotta get the poo off my bum Poopoo I wanna hear the cannon Don't let me hear the cannon No no no No not the loon My bum is on the... My bum is on the... My bum is on the... I wanna hear the cannon 3x Not the loon Ya the cannon Now get the poo off my bum I want the poopoo off my bum, off my bum bum Can I hear the loon again I wanna hear the loonie loon The funny funny loon loon