TIRED OF SEX I'm tired... so tired I'm tired of having sex (so tired) I'm spread... so thin I don't know who I am (who I am) Monday night I'm making Jen Tuesday night I'm making Lyn Wednesday night I'm making Catherine Oh why can't I be making love come true? Oh, oh I'm beat... beet red Ashamed of what I said (what I said) Oh I'm sorry... here I go I know that I'll resent it but I can't say no (say no) Oh Thursday night I'm making Denise Friday night I'm making Sharise Saturday night I'm making Louise So why can't I be making love come true? Oh tonight I'm down on my knees Tonight I'm begging you please Tonight tonight please So why can't I be making love come true? GETCHOO Oh This is beginning to hurt This is beginning to be serious It used to be a game Now it's a crying shame Coz you don't wanna play around no more Oh Sometimes I push too hard Sometimes you fall and skin your knee I never meant to do All that I've done to you Please baby say it's not too late To getchoo, uh huh Getchoo, uh huh Getchoo, uh huh Getchoo getchoo getchoo... uh huh Oh You know this is breaking me up You think that I'm some kind of freak, uh huh But if you come back to me Then you will surely see That i'm just fooling around To getchoo, uh huh Getchoo, uh huh Getchoo, uh huh Getchoo getchoo getchoo I can't believe (I can't believe) What you've done to me What I did to them You've done to me, whoa To getchoo, uh huh Getchoo, uh huh Getchoo, uh huh Getchoo getchoo getchoo... uh huh This is beginning to hurt (uh huh) This is beginning to hurt (uh huh) This is beginning to hurt (oh oh uh huh) This is beginning to hurt (ohh) NO OTHER ONE My girl's a liar But I'll stand beside her She's all I've got and I don't wanna be alone My girl don't see me When she's with my friends She's all I've got and I don't wanna be alone No, there is no other one No, there is no other one I can't have any other one Though I would now I never could with one All of the drugs she does Scare me real good She's got a tattoo and two pet snakes Nobody knows me like her Nobody knows her like me We're all we've got and we don't wanna be alone No, there is no other one No, there is no other one I can't have any other one Though I would now I never could with one No, there is no other one No, there is no other one I can't have any other one Though I would now I never could with one WHY BOTHER? I know I should get next to you You got a look that made me think you're cool But it's just sexual attraction Not something real so I'd rather keep whackin Why bother? It's gonna hurt me It's gonna kill when you desert me This happened to me twice before It won't happen to me anymore I've known a lotta girls before What's the harm in knowing one more? Maybe we could even get together Maybe you could break my heart next summer Why bother? It's gonna hurt me It's gonna kill when you desert me This happened to me twice before It won't happen to me anymore It's a crying shame I'm all alone Not with you, nor her, nor anyone Won't you knock me on my head? Crack it open let me outta here Why bother? It's gonna hurt me It's gonna kill when you desert me This happened to me twice before It won't happen to me anymore Why bother? (why bother) It's gonna hurt me (it's gonna hurt me) It's gonna kill when you desert me (it's gonna hurt me) Why bother? (why bother) It's gonna hurt me (it's gonna hurt me) Why bother? It's gonna hurt me ACROSS THE SEA You are eighteen year old girl Who live in small city of Japan You heard me on the radio About one year ago And you wanted to know All about me, and my hobbies My favorite food and my birthday Why are you so far away from me? I need help and you're way across the sea I could never touch you I think it would be wrong I've got your letter You've got my song They don't make stationary like this where I'm from So fragile, so refined So I sniff (so I sniff) And I lick (and I lick) Your envelope and fall to little pieces every time I wonder what clothes you wear to school I wonder how you decorate your room I wonder how you touch yourself And curse myself for being across the sea Why are you so far away from me? I need help and you're way across the sea I could never touch you I think it would be wrong I've got your letter You've got my song At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk I thought the older women would like me if I did You see ma, I'm a good little boy (good little boy) It's all your fault, momma It's all your fault Goddamn this business is really lame I gotta live on an island to find the juice So you send (so you send) Me your love (me your love) From all around the world As if I could live on words and dreams and a million screams Oh, how I need a hand in mine to feel Why are you so far away from me? Why are you so far away from me? I could never touch you I think it would be wrong I've got your letter You've got my song I got your letter You got my song THE GOOD LIFE When I look in the mirror I can't believe what I see Tell me, who's that funky dude starin' back at me? Broken, beaten-down can't even get around Without an old-man cane I fall and hit the ground Shivering in the cold, I'm bitter and alone Excuse the bitchin' I shouldn't complain I should have no feeling, coz feeling is pain As everything I need is denied me And everything I want is taken away from me But who do I got to blame? Nobody but me I don't wanna be a lone man anymore It's been a year or two since I was out on the floor Shakin' booty, makin' sweet love all the night It's time I got back to the good life It's time I got back, it's time I got back And I don't even know how I got off the track I wanna go back, yeah Screw this crap, I'm tired I ain't no Mr. Cool I'm a pig, I'm a dog, so 'scuse me if I drool I ain't gonna hurt nobody, ain't gonna cause a scene I just need to admit I want sugar in my tea Hear me, hear me, I want sugar in my tea I don't wanna be a lone man anymore It's been a year or two since I was out on the floor Shakin' booty, makin' sweet love all the night It's time I got back to the good life It's time I got back, it's time I got back And I don't even know how I got off the track I wanna go back, yeah I wanna go back, I wanna go back And I don't even know how I got off the track It's time I got back, it's time I got back And I don't even know how I got off the track I wanna go back, yeah I don't wanna be a lone man anymore It's been a year or two since I was out on the floor Shakin' booty, makin' sweet love all the night It's time I got back to the good life It's time I got back, it's time I got back And I don't even know how I got off the track It's time I got back, it's time I got back And I don't even know how I got off the track I wanna go back, I wanna go back EL SCORCHO El Scorcho, Rock n' Roll Goddamn you half-Japanese girls Do it to me every time Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello And I'm jello, baby But you wont talk, won't look, won't think of me I'm the epitome of Public Enemy Why you wanna go and do me like that? Come down on the street and dance with me I'm a lot like you so please Hello I'm here, I'm waiting I think I'd be good for you And you, you'd be good for me I asked you to go to the Green Day concert You said you never heard of them (how cool is that?) How cool is that? So I went to your room and read your diary "Watching grunge leg drop New Jack through a press table" And then my heart stopped: "Listening to Cho-Cho San fall in love all over again" Ow! I'm a lot like you so please Hello I'm here, I'm waiting (oh it's crazy now) I think I'd be good for you And you, you'd be good for me How stupid is it I can't talk about it I gotta sing about it And make a record of my heart How stupid is it Won't you gimme a minute Just come up to me And say hello (to my heart) How stupid is it For all I know you want me too Or maybe you just don't know what to do And maybe you're scared to say I'm falling for you I wish I could get my head outta the sand Coz I think we'd make a good team And you would keep my fingernails clean But that's just a stupid dream that I won't realize Coz I can't even look in your eyes without shakin' And I ain't fakin' I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon I'm a lot like you so please Hello I'm here, I'm waiting I think I'd be good for you And you, you'd be good for me I'm a lot like you so please (a lot like you) I'm a lot like you so please I think I'd be good for you And you, you'd be good for me Woohoo! PINK TRIANGLE When I'm stable long enough I start to look around for love See a sweet and floral print My mind begins the arrangements But when I start to feel that pull Turns out I just pulled myself She would never go with me Were I the last girl on earth I'm dumb she's a lesbian I thought I had found the one We were good as married in my mind But married in my mind's no good A pink triangle on her sleeve Let me know the truth Let me know the truth Might have smoked a few in my time But never thought it was a crime Knew the day would surely come When I'd chill and settle down When I think I've found a good old fashioned girl Then she put me in my place If everyone's a little queer Oh can't she be a little straight I'm dumb she's a lesbian I thought I had found the one We were good as married in my mind But married in my mind's no good A pink triangle on her sleeve Let me know the truth Let me know the truth I'm dumb she's a lesbian I thought I had found the one, oh We were good as married in my mind But married in my mind's no good, ohh A pink triangle on her sleeve Let me know the truth Let me know the truth I'm dumb she's a lesbian I thought I had found the one, oh We were good as married in my mind But married in my mind's no good, oh A pink triangle on her sleeve Let me know the truth Let me know the truth Let me know the truth Let me know the truth FALLING FOR YOU Holy cow I think I've got one here Now just what am I supposed to do? I've got a number of irrational fears That I'd like to share with you First there's rules about old goats like me Hanging around with chicks like you But I do like you And another one: you say 'like' too much But I'm shakin at your touch I like you way too much My baby I'm afraid I'm falling for you I'd do about anything to get the hell out alive Or maybe I would rather settle down, with you Holy moly baby wouldn't you know it Just as I was bustin' loose I gotta go turn in my rock star card And get fat, and old with you Coz I'm a burning candle You're a gentle moth Teaching me to lick a little bit kinder And I do like you you're the lucky one No I'm the lucky one I'm shakin at your touch I like you way too much My baby I'm afraid I'm falling for you I'd do about anything to get the hell out alive Or maybe I would rather settle down, with you Holy sweet goddamn you left your cello in the basement I admired the glowing stars And tried to play a tune I can't believe how bad I suck it's true What could you possibly see in, little ol' 3-chord me? But I do like you and you like me too I'm ready let's do it baby I'm shakin at your touch I like you way too much My baby I'm afraid I'm falling for you I'd do about anything to get the hell out alive Or maybe I would rather settle down (down) with you (with you) Down (down) with you (with you) Ohh... BUTTERFLY Yesterday I went outside With my momma's mason jar Caught a lovely butterfly When I woke up today Looked in on my fairy pet She had withered all away No more sighing in her breast I'm sorry for what I did I did what my body told me to I didn't mean to do you harm Everytime I pin down what I think I want it slips away The ghost slips away Smell you on my hand for days I can't wash away your scent If I'm a dog then you're a bitch I guess you're as real as me Maybe I can live with that Maybe I need fantasy Life of chasing butterfly I'm sorry for what I did I did what my body told me to I didn't mean to do you harm Everytime I pin down what I think I want it slips away The ghost slips away I told you I would return When the robin makes his nest But I ain't never coming back I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry