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Just for fun…...
 
MEDICINE BOTTLE CAPS


The people designing caps for medicine bottles must be twenty years old

First you must align the arrow on the cap with the arrow on the bottle except that the arrow is so faint you can't see it or......

You must push the cap down hard before you twist it open except that no matter how hard you push nothing happens or......

You must first take off the plastic around the cap except that it is so tight that even scissors can't make a dent in it or.........

You must pry open the cap by lifting it upward except that all your nails break your fingers get raw and the bottle stays closed or.............

There is an arrow on top of the cap that indicates the direction to twist it except that when you twist as directed the bottle locks up permanently

In other words, medicine bottles are indeed childproof……. ………….as well as people proof
Throwing it against a wall doesn’t work nor does, stamping on it or cursing it

And calling on a neighbor won't help……………...unless of course the neighbour is twenty years old! 

 

Quotable Quotes…….

“He who hesitates is probably right”

“If you can smile when things go wrong, you’ve got someone in mind to blame”

“The perfect age is somewhere between ‘old enough to know better and young enough not to care’”

 

Advice for the Day…….

If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children”

 
 

                                             

And finally…….

“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.  .......So far today, I have finished 2 bags of chips and a chocolate cake.”