quotes..............

all right...right now all i have is morph quotes. so...in order to stop this morph madness i need you to submit all of the funny quotes that you've read in comics and i'd be happy to post them (giving you full credit of course). so, until then...enjoy these morphanisms.

wolfsbane: why are we running?
strong guy: because i didn't bake a cake and i'm too embarrassed to show my face. now c'mon!

havok: are you okay, sweetheart?
strong guy: i'm fine, honeybunch. why don'tcha check on lorna, though?

beast: because your hypothesis would seem to have merit. if we nail x-force...then we get...CABLE.
strong guy: oh, good! including hbo? and maybe the disney channel for rahne...

lila cheney: what can i say, banshee, genocide makes strange bedfellows.

alfred: no biggie, wade. bad dreams.
deadpool: yea? me too. something about kathy lee and a glee club of dancing teeth... i think there was that bunny with the battery, too, but i'd rather not talk about it.

deadpool: ...spin the wheel o' fun and spend some quality time bonding with me outside of the house...or take your chances with some at-home entertainment. i'm thinking peanut butter and fire ants for starters. we'll run with it from there.

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doorman: eww. i think some of mr. i got blown into my hair.

havok: ...something more serious than a game of b-ball.
multiple man clone #1: whoa! summers? no one told me he was going to be here!
multiple man clone #2: i told you that he wanted to talk to us.
multiple man clone #3: but you didn't say tonight!
multiple man clone #1: i'm pretty sure he did.

jubilee: scott and jean are free--professor xavier is cured--and our problems with cable and stryfe are a thing of the past. or future. or whenever.

professor xavier: (rollerblading) I am hardly "scared". but...should i die--a copy of my will can be found in the upper right-hand drawer in my study.

archangel: you really think so?
beast: absitively posolutely.

professor xavier: is this about the two thousand dollars in structural damage you caused b y replacing cott's ruby quartz eyeglasses with a pair of foster grants?

iceman: i know you like tea, but all we have is coffee. i mean, i would have gotten tea, if i knew you were going to surprise me like this. but i guess if i knew it wouldn't have been a surprise. but at least i would have had the tea. instead of the coffee.