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Bumper Stickers...
- I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
- Ax Me About Ebonics
- How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?
Growing Old...
- EXPANSION SLOTS: The extra holes in your belt buckle.
Life's Quips...
- "The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."
One-Liners...
- I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
- Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
- He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx
- Women will be more equal to men when they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful.
- Fortune Cookie: You love Chinese food.
- You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin
Politics...
- Vote for the candidate who promises the least; he'll be least disappointing.
- A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Put-Downs...
- You're so ugly, your family portraits hang themselves.
- All men are idiots...I married their king.
Quotes...
- California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an orange.
- Fred Allen (1894-1956) - American comedian, stage and movie actor, radio broadcaster
- He who loses money, loses much; He who loses a friend, loses more; He who loses faith, loses all.
Relationships...
- After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Hemant Joshi
Religious...
- A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Words of Wisdom...
- The most certain test by which we judge whether a country is really free is the amount of security enjoyed by minorities. - Lord Acton (1834-1902) - English historian
Work...
- The trouble with doing something right the first time, is nobody appreciates how difficult it
was.
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