Have you ever heard about the V-spirit? If not, then your situation is really bad.. But worries not, you've come to the right place.
The V-spirit is a way of life (but, actually, it's a distortion of English..).
It's origin is in far far Germany, where people enjoy the V-spirit without even knowing they are (Just to make it clear, for world's peace, the V-spirit is only my fault and not Germans' fault)

The rules for the V-spirit:
1. Always replace W with V.
                (Note: if you hate V's, then it's your problem)
                (Another note: I am NOT a W's hater!!!)
2. Always say Gut instead of Good
3. Always replace 'Ue' with V. (for example: Qvestion instead of Question)
4. If the V instead of the W annoys your ear terribly and you don't understand the word at all or if after the V-spirit conversion the word becomes a different word then do not use the V-spirit.

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