Inkblot

                Originally developed by Hermann Rorschach, these tests are one of the most widely known “Form of Interpretation Tests” in the mental health field. However, to you and me they are an instrument in the sarcastic examination of our favorite Kindred.

THE QUESTION: And what do you see in this picture?

VENTRUE: It's an inkblot. I'm paying you 50 bucks an hour for THIS?

TOREADOR: (long silence, then very quietly) "It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen…!!!

TREMERE: By the Pyramid....It's the lost sigil of Bazophemet! How did you....? GIVE ME THAT PAPER!!!(Sound of burning)

GANGREL: Grrrrrrrr (sniff sniff)....Grrrrrrrr

BRUJAH: It's just some fucking ink, OK? What? WHAT? Hey, fuck you too!! (Sounds of breaking bones)

MALKAVIANS: I see...I see... (giggles) That's disgusting!!!(Giggles again) With a vacuum cleaner and... (Suddenly serious) Oh no.... OH MY GOD!!!! (Runs out of the room screaming)THEY'RE COMING!!!!

NOSFERATU: What, you forgot to flush?

SALUBRI: I see a diorama of the children of Caine living in peace and harmony....but with my other two eyes; it just looks like.... a butterfly

RAVNOS: Now you see it....now you don't

GIOVANNI: A skull....no, wait....a tombstone AND a skull....

SETTITE: I ssssee the eventual conquesssst by our masssster Sssset, and hissss lordsssship and dominion over all....and tell me doctor....have you ever taken any of the drugssss you presssscribe....?

TZIMISCE: Hmmmm.....That looks like who I was working on last night....

LASOMBRA: (Silence) Uhm, Mr. Lasombra, please turn the lights on. (More silence) Mr. Lasombra, for the last time, would you pleaseAAAAARRRRRRGGGG!!!!

ASSAMITE: Looks like blood....mmmm....blood.....

BAALI: By Baal....it's the lost sigil of Bazophemet! How did you.... GIVE ME THAT PAPER!!!!

And (as an added bonus) the inkblot guide to the others:

MAGES: The ink is whatever I tell it to be

GAROU: GRRRRRRR!!!!! (Sounds of ripping and tearing)