Mind's Eye Theatre Quotes

Player 1: "Damn, the secretary I've been hitting on was just slaughtered."
Player 2: "That should tell you something..."
Player 1: "Yeah, I need a new date."
-The Texas Chainsaw Love Connection

"You're about to get another serving upside your head!" - Attack of the killer cookies

"He broke our Story Teller..." - Good thing we had a spare

"Gorg. The Gorg fascinated him and the Obula took him. Gorg means death. Obula gorg." - Dementation 11

"I just shat myself. Clean me up!" - Damn chili

"Here's the plan; we'll do Bad Cop, Bad Cop, Bad Cop, and Guilty Conscience Cop Outside The Door." - And if that doesn't work, we might have to get mean.

Player 1: "I can't just stand here and watch you torture this man. It goes against everything I believe."
Player 2: "What if we had you wait out in the hall?"
Player 1: "...Well in that case go for it! I'll be outside."
- Another moral point solved

"This IS what we do for fun..." - Work on the other hand can sometimes get dull

"Error #003: Earth destroyed." - Oops.

"I've learned to always listen to lunatics." - The King of the Potato People is always right.

"We have to hurry, because god is going to destroy the world in 4 minutes and 23 seconds." - So much for late fees at the library

"We lost our engineer with the luggage." - We should have brought him with the carry on instead.

"You should talk! You've got a second mortgage on your soul already." - The pot calling the kettle evil.

"Buu!" - Damn you Scudder

"I'm telling you, every supernatural creature on the planet should own a cell phone!" - And maybe a fax too

"To the Tar pit!" - God-Emperor Scvdderivs commands it

"Beware of the howler monkeys." - They are all out to get you

"There is just something about room 29A that makes me uneasy." - Hexadecal Number of the Beast

Player 1: "So what kind of guy do you think they are sending us this time?"
Group Chorus: "Screw up."

"No, I changed my mind. Shoot him." - New party member

"Wait, we killed the hostages and freed the terrorists?" - When battle plans go wrong

"My character is not ready for childer yet, but I might be up to raising a Brujah." - Parenting, vampire style

"How do you go from helping people to helping yourself to people?" - More ethical questions.

"What do you mean you are worried about the morality of it??? You are already shopping for a human sacrifice! How much lower do you want?" - Reality check

"You're a vampire, are you not?" - Captain Obvious to the 4th gen Lasombra

"I thought for a minute we might actually have a World of Darkness game with a moral center, then the psychic remembered he needed a sacrifice..." - As the Wyrm turns

"Dammit! Run to the werewolves for safety!" - Bad strategy #52

"How did I end up with an 18/00 Dex?" - I'm more concerned with how you ended up with a Ork Barbarian in New York

"How an Arab with a body bag full of guns walks by a police roadblock is beyond me." - Time to fire some cops.

"It's a case of a wolf leading sheep to war against lions. Any way you look at it, the sheep are going to lose." - And the mutton is just as tasty either way.

"The murders, the vampires, the cops... I swear, this city is going to hell in a hand basket!" Payed for by the Sorcerer Committee Against Things That Want To Eat Us.

"How do you botch hailing a cab?" - Painfully, very painfully.

"Those who will not live by the law......shall something or other." - The street preacher before his morning coffee.

"I've already lived through the 1950's twice now." - Why Marauders cause plot holes.

"Why is it that the professional killer is our group's moral center most of the time?" - When you might need to consider group counseling.

"This is an odd time for a contract killer to get a conscience." - Unhandy too.

"Well, that was unexpectedly easy." - When power gaps suddenly become apparent.

"Execute Plan Vatican: walk in through the front door with a tour group, get what we came for, and walk back out." - Reasons why marauders should not plan assaults.

"I think the killer cyborgs are attacking just to let us know they are still watching." - Viewing the world through chaos colored lenses

"We're crazy, not stupid." - Or was that the other way around?

"What do you mean look casual? Look at us, we are either a cabal of mages, or a rogue science fiction convention. Either way I don't think they are letting us in on their own." - Reality check.

"Plan? What a great idea! Next time we raid a Technocratic stronghold, we'll have a plan!" - You know that sinking feeling when you realize you are the only non-Marauder left in the group?

"Do we have to fill out form I D 10 T?" - Ways to annoy a Technocrat

"Let me introduce you. Guy-We-Met-In-A-Dinner, this is my friend, Person-I-Hired-To-Teach-My-Cat-Karate." - Groups NOT to get involved with.

"But that one really wasn't my fault!" - No, really, it wasn't...

"I told you already, we went to Michigan because I made the dog." - Well, you asked.

"That's it, no more LSD for you." - You don't want to know.

"Have I made it to Reality Deviant #1 yet?" - Everyone needs a goal.

"I'd tell you the truth, but no one ever believes me when I do..." - Time to tone down the vulgar magic.

"Lets be nonviolent until we hit him with the meteor." - Sneaky Marauder tactics

"Satan told me not to do it." - There is a first for everything.

"Want a hit from my toad?" - When bioengineering goes wrong

"Did that roach just start river dancing?" - More reasons it's hard for a mage to get pizza delivered.

"Well, the short version is that we now have Satan sleeping on our couch." - And the long version is much much worse.

"With the kind of trail we leave, I think a blind squirrel could track us." - Time to tone down the carnage

"Remind me to kill you later." - Tensions rising

"Trust me, you'll know it when you see it." - Understatement of the year

"Innocent bystanders?! Have you looked around recently?" - Reality check

"I've been to dinner parties more dangerous than this." - Cutthroat High Society

"They had a nasty accident, and fell on our fangs." - The New Orleans Mafia

"Benevolent Meat Product" - Newest Pentex food product

"The high priest of Treet says you must die." - Slaves of potted meat

"QUAD BOTCH" - Things to be said in evil Quake III voices

"Ah yes, NOW I remember why I left London in a hurry..." - Next on 'When Loose Ends Attack'

"Remind me again why I'm supposed to respect you guys..." - More party tension

"Despite the look I'm sure will be on the prince's face when he hears, I'd still rather skip town before the bodies start to turn up." - Time for a vacation

"There can be only one.....lunch." - Vampiric Highlander Syndrome

"The snack that bites back, werewolves." - Failed marketing jingles

"Quite agreeing with me!"
"Okay."
- The paranoid and the conniver

"Do you think anyone would notice if I diablerized him in the middle of the crowd?" - Ways to know the social event is getting out of hand

"Welcome to the snake pit..." - Ways to know a dinner party is going down hill fast

"What is this strange attraction you have with kids?"
"It's called veal."
- Overheard at Elysium

"It's okay, I know you are out to get me too..." - Victims of Mr. Jinglehat

"You can work with me, or you can work for me. It's your choice." - Either way the benefits plan is lousy

"You are an invaluable member of this party....and tasty too." - Reassurances that didn't work

"I'm not crazy, I'm big boned." - More reassurances that didn't work

"We should have killed 'em when we had the chance." - Group Motto

"Lobotomized people shouldn't be that hard to get. I can just steal them." - Scavenger hunts of the damned

"It's wrong and it's evil and I want some too!" - Humanity nose dives

"I've learned that electricity hurts!" - Thank you, Mr. Wizard

"Why don't we fight our own enemies for a change?" - Ponderings

"Have you seen that Tremere around?"
"Which half?"
- Time to get a new Tremere

"If you guys weren't already dead, I'd kill you." - Next on the 'Jenny Sea' show

"Gentlemen, I wish I could say we are here to rescue you. Unfortunately, I am hungry." - Why it sucks to be the mortal

"Hey, turn into that snake with the 6 furry legs again!" - Protean gone wrong

"Did you loose anyone important in that unfortunate imploding building incident?" - Ooops

"Why is your appointment book labeled 'menu'?" - Questions better left unasked

"Can I travel back in time and diablerize Jesus?" - Sneaky PC strategies

"Do you really want to end up as another knickknack on my shelf?" - Never annoy a necromancer

"Welcome to my world!" - Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying, and Love the Dead

"I have a plan!" - Time to run for cover

"Na, I'll just tell him the parts that won't upset him." - A conniver/care giver

"How about we make friends for a change, instead of more enemies?" - Novel Ideas

"I'm sure the giant cannibal corpse monster will show up

at our next party. Everything else does." - But should we send the invitation anyways?

"I think I accidentally turned him into a human..." - When necromancy goes wrong

"I begin to see why Ravnos frequently have to change cities..." - Simon

"You know, I think the Gangrel are the only ones who haven't screwed me over yet..." - Foreshadowing at it's best

"Use your Dinner Gong, errrrrrr, Blood Song power." - When you may need to start curbing your diablerie habit

"You can be embraced by him, and be universally hunted, or be embraced by me and just be universally distrusted." - Choices, choices, choices

"Keep your head down, follow the traditions, and don't make me want to kill you." - Visitors greeting to New Orleans

"Well, it's bound in human flesh, so it will at least make a good conversation piece." - Book shopping for the undead

"I've been meaning to buy a gun for 7 years now..." - Now I just have to remember to buy bullets

"I have childhood friends all over the world I've never met yet." - Disreputable dominate uses

"I'm the brains, he's the brawn, and you used to be the moral conscience. That didn't work out to well..." - Oh well

"It just soaked 9 levels of aggravated damage?!" - Time to run

"If I can remember who I just rolled 6 dominate success on, they are in big trouble!" - When dominate goes wrong

"We ate him. And his childer. And his allies." - But at least his pets got away

"We do not shape human history. We ARE human history." - Prince Simon

"I forgive you, and have decided to allow you to live. Forever. In me." - Prince Simon, feeling benevolent

"Just remember, you promised I could eat the soul of the first of your relatives we meet." - Deals of the damned

"Who are you?!"
"I am everything you have ever feared about the darkness..."
"Like clowns?"
"*sigh* Especially clowns."
- Why the Ba'ali never get along well with the Malkavians

"I have had cities burned to the ground. Keeping them standing shouldn't be to much harder." - Optimism at it's best