Vampire Light Bulb Jokes

How many mortals does it take to change a light bulb?

-I don't know, three so far!  ~slurp~

How many Toreadors does it take to change a light bulb?

-One. She holds onto the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many Tremere does it take to change a light bulb?

-Five, after the ritual has been completed of course.

How many Sabbat does it take to change a light bulb?

-Four. One to do it, one to frenzy over it, one to laugh maniacally about it and one to report the other three to the Bishop.

How many Brujah does it take to change a light bulb?

-Change your own damn light bulb.

How many Brujah does it take to change a light bulb? (Yes, there are two of them)

-Four. One to do it, and three to hold the bike.

How many Ventrue does it take to change a light bulb?

-Nine. Eight to sit on the committee, and one to get his ghoul to do it.

How many Salubri does it take to change a light bulb?-

None. The light bulb has found peace.

How many Ravnos does it take to change a light bulb?

-Light bulb? What light bulb?

How many Malkavians does it take to change a light bulb?

-THE FISH!!!!

How many Elders does it take to change a light bulb?

-Wait a second, where does the whale blubber oil go?