Sadly both Bill Clinton and the Pope happened to die on the same day.
By mistake, the Pope went to hell and Clinton went to heaven.
They both spent a full day in the wrong place
before God discovered his mistake and ordered that they be
switched.
So Clinton and the Pope were rounded up and sent along to the right places.
Passing each other along the way, Clinton shouts
across the clouds to the Pope: "Hey Pope, you're so lucky,
you will really enjoy heaven."
The pope replies: "Yes, I'm so looking forward
to meeting the Virgin Mary"
Clinton yells back: "Sorry, too late for that"
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