Years after
the scandal, Hillary is in a car, it crashes, and she dies. When
at heaven she sees St. Peter and the pearly gates. She asks if she
is in heaven. St Peter replys, "Yes, you are in heaven... but you
must excuse me for a few minutes." St. Peter leaves, and Hillary
looks around. After looking around for a few minutes she realizes
there are millions of clocks. Once and a while a clock would turn
15 minutes ahead. She waited longer and St. Peter came back.
She asked him, "Why do some of these clocks turn 15 minutes ahead, while
others just turn normally?" St. Peter replies,"Well, every time a
man commites adultery his clock turns 15 minutes ahead." Hillary
asks, "Where is my husbands?" St. Peter replies,"Oh, it's in God's
office-he's using it for a fan.