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choice of how you will spend eternity here in Hell." The devil then leads Clinton to a hallway with three large
doors. The devil opens door #3 and Clinton sees his wife Hillary chained and suspended over a large fire with
the flames searing her skin. "Oh, shit," Clinton exclaims, I don't want to spend eternity like that," and they move
to door #2. When the devil opens the door Clinton sees Al Gore chained to a rack and he is being flogged by
midgets. "Let's get outta here," says Bill. "I don't want that room either." They leave that room and the devil then
reveals what is behind door #1 and Clinton's eyes light up. He sees Ken Starr chained to a wall and Monica
Lewinsky is giving him an eternal blow-job. "Yeah, yeah," Clinton replies with utter glee. "I'll definitely take this
room. Definitely." With that, Clinton and the devil enter the room and the devil says, "Come along with me,
Monica. Your relief is here."
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