No ¿ Clue
Jay "The One Tit Wonder" Laufer

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(Written By Jay Laufer)
 
Jay Laufer is a very mysterious man. He is the lead vocalist for a band called something like "no clue" you probly know it if your here. Umm Jay enjoys watching girls get naked for him, watching tv, making fun of people who fall ice skating....yes its mean but it is hilarious, and everything else but reading. You may wonder where he got the nickname "the one tit wonder". Well that is because one of his breasts is almost twice the size of his other one....the doctor said it was cuz he was so incredibly sexy. He plays drums, guitar, and bass, but not for no clue cuz he has no talent.
 
 
Questionnaire:(Answerd by The One Tit Wonder)
 
Nick Name: the one tit wonder
fav movies: baseketball, anything with adam sandler, and pornos
fav bands: weezer, green day, reel big fish, our lady peace, goldfinger, less than jake, aquabats
fav quote: please, just feel the difference between my right and left boob
fav song: ummmmm a lot of songs are good. thats all i can say
fav food: yodels
fav color: orange
fav sport: baseball
fav sport team: red sox
heros: minesh patel, that guy who lives under the stairway in house d, adam sandler, girls, jimmy fallon
 

He is...THE ONE TIT WONDER!