Mr. Mike Deleppo was born on Sept. 18, 1986 (This makes him the second oldest in the band...and BIG SHOW THE OLDEST! BOO YAH!).  Now even though he is extremely fat...Mike plays many sports...such as: Football, Hockey, Strip Poker, and Basketball.  I am also sure that this comes to all of you as a surprise...but he does have a girlfriend.  Yep..thats right, Deleppo has a girlfriend....her name is Alli....and she lives a good fifteen miles away(Yeah...so he had to go a few towns over to find a girl willing to date him...).  Mike plays the bass...unfortunately he has some trouble playing the notes cause his fingers are so fat..and they are not very bendable..infact, he cant even bend his thumb anymore...its a sad sight.  Now Mike just got his L.P. in September, he hasnt been able to drive yet though...you see...they cant find a car with enough horse power to drag his fata** around.  All of us here in No Clue sincerly hope that Deleppo decides to go on the "Subway" diet...and maybe he can be like Jared one day too!

 

NOTE:  Deleppo really isn't that fat....it's just that the rest of the band has an inferiority complex and likes to call him fat.