I put my head down on my desk
To help me get through all this mess
I fell asleep and before I was done
I woke up in shock my whole arm was numb
I woke up in shock my whole arm was numb
I woke up in shock my whole arm was numb

I woke up in shock

I fell asleep on my arm!
And now its totally numb!
I fell asleep on my arm!
My shoulders just a big limp stump!
I fell asleep on my arm!
My arms like a big limp stump!

The bell rang, class dismissed
Im sitting here a little bit dissed
I stepped to the door,
But I cant leave
I cant feel the doorknob, my arms asleep
I cant feel the doorknob, my arms asleep
Whos gonna carry my books?
Im so embarrassed
What if I have to pee?
I cant bear it!
What if I have to pee?
I cant bear it!

I fell asleep on my arm!
And now its totally numb!
I fell asleep on my arm!
My arms like a big limp stump!
I fell asleep on my arm!
And now its totally numb!
I fell asleep on my arm!
My arms like a big limp stump!

Corporate America makes pencils
For the man with the left hand
They make pencils for the man with the right hand
But what about the man with the numb hand?
Four hundred grand to see The Rage
From back here I cant see the stage
Its time to start my own parade
So lift up your arm and wave

I fell asleep on my arm!
And now its totally numb!
I fell asleep on my arm!
My shoulders just a big limp stump!
I fell asleep on my arm!
My arms like a big limp stump!

I feel no pain
In my arm
I feel no pain
In my arm
Whens it gonna change?
It feels so strange
Its just one of those days
In my arm
Im gonna slam it in the door
Im gonna wiggle it around
Cause I feel no pain
In my arm
It feels so strange
Its just one of those days

Boom da bop da boom ba diggy diggy