Hey guys. Alright. I'm putting up this page because there are so many 'N Sync fan fiction stories out there...and VERY few that are actually worth reading. I don't know about you, but I am SICK and tired of getting into a story to find some messed up messaged in them because the mentality of the writter is messed up itself...OR NOT FULLY DEVELOPED. So you think that YOU have a good story? What about your friend...or a site you go to more than the webmisstress? Alright, go ahead and tell me about it. BUT WAIT! Before you send the URL, make sure the story fits THESE expectations:
1.Misspellings are a no-no. I understand once in a while when people mess up, but PLEASE! I enjoy reading a story without having to figure out what 'locked it in the capisols.' means. I don't want to figure out what 'his favrite foodwas'.
2.Are our education systems THAT bad that no one knows that a lot is TWO FEAKIN WORDS, and the difference between their, there, and they're? Seriously. I understand you may still be writting a fan fiction as a ripe old 11 year old, but HOW CAN YOU WORK A COMPUTER AND NOT KNOW THESE HARDLY TRIVIAL THINGS?? I am so serious, the first 'alot' or 'they're shoe' I see, I'm LEAVING! Oh, and we're not writting a note to our friends, so if you want to explain something, don't continuelsly write 'cuz' or 'cus.' Take the time to write the extra four letters...it takes you long enough to find the z anyway! This is what really cracks me up. Let's do a little example here...let's say the plot is that Justin just cancelled a date with his girlfriend Becca. Okay, so here's what I read: "After she hung up the phone, Becca was really pissed. She was totally mad that Justin just like, broke off the date. I mean, she totally had her outfit picked out, but like, it was okay, cus like, she knew they'd go out later. But like, she was still mad." Okay...um...where do I start? Anyway, you get the picture. We're NOT talking on the phone here.
3.If you're writting in first person at the beginning of the story...you better end in first person...and no, I don't mean it's okay to use second person in the middle. If you don't know what the heck first or second person is....DON'T WRITE A STORY!
4.If your main character is being chased by a stalker, lives in a trailer park, has an abusive step father, and a drug addict mother and dating an 'N Sync member....SEEK HELP. No joke. You are obviously dealing with a lot (TWO WORDS) of crap-ola in your life. I'm not making that up; I read that story.
5.I don't want to hear about Joey and Lance being two ingaged girl's love slaves for a week. Let's think about this...um...no. Ya, okay, Joey Fatone and Lance Bass...or any of the guys for that matter, coming to some random girl's rented beach houses to have sex? Yaaaahhh. No. This makes me so upset. Do you people, who write (with a w) trash like that ever take into consideration the REAL PEOPLE behind their (not there or they're) cute little faces? Can I please read a story without hearing degrading remarks about them, or women in general? Can I read something that doesn't make us--as women fans--look bad, or is that too (two o's) difficult? Can we not write something that proves the critic's point that girls just like them for what they look like, when there are people out there who know better? Besides, how do you young, immature, mislead girls know what certain sexual activities are like? OH YA WE REALLY NEED ONE OF YOU GETTING PREGNANT AND RAISING A CHILD LIKE YOURSELF. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind if the boys are romantic with a girl, but there's a difference between sweet and kinky and straight disgusting.
6.Your story is not done? Then don't send it my way.
Alright, well. I think that's about all the things you need to know before sending me your story. Go ahead. I'm a very nice person--I SWEAR! You know what, if you have a story, that needs some editing etc., etc, send it to me also. I'd love to help you out. So send your stories to....me asap! Gracias, and...goodnight.