Wildcat of MiSTification
Hi.
My name's Ambush Cat, as you probably already figured out.
That's not important, though. As we surf the
Internet, we occasionally come across stories, both good and bad and
just waiting to be "razzed", as I like putting it. The end
result is a "MSTing", a story or movie given the "Mystery Science
Theater 3000" treatment. They don't always have to have the
original "MST3K" crew; self-made characters can do the job just as well
sometimes. Although a few are in progress, we also have a few
ready for you right now.
SELF EXAMINATIONS
First off,
Wildcat takes his own "Covert Operations" series of SPC stories and
begins hammering it. Good to read if you didn't like the
series to begin with, and we know for certain that there ARE people out
there that would MST them if given half a chance. Sad to say,
though, if the stories are done without Wildcat's permission, there
could be....how should I say it....very bad problems. We've
decided to save you people the trouble, so don't scream. I've
got 18 claws, and I know how to use them.
#1 --- Four Jokers
#2 --- Name That Tune
#3 ---
Black Flagged **postponed indefinitely**
Chosen
razzers: Three female Super-Cats by the names of Brain Kitten,
Dulcinea, and Sharpei (not the same Sharpei from "Space Quest
6", although the voice is similar). Might include
Zapana Zquor later.
WILDCAT SCIENCE THEATER 3000
No rest
for the weary. Immediately after "Time Bolt: The Crossover
Nightmares" concludes, Curtis Wildcat gets zapped onto a deep-space
satellite without any hope of returning to Earth. He is being
forced by a power-hungry scientist to watch movies until his sanity
snaps and his brain overloads. Sound familiar?
Note: DWP
stands for "Done With Permission". You'll be seeing these on
all of them in this section.
#5 --- "Shadows of the Past", Part One,
Two,
Three,
Four,
Five,
Six, Seven, Eight, Nine ----
original story by M. H. Torringjan, DWP.
Chosen
razzers: Curtis, "Tails" Prower, and Jake "Razor" Clawson.
SATELLITE
OF CAT CHAOS
Idea is a go.
You've got a disgruntled mazoku from the "Slayers" universe, a calico
cat with a strange power, a proud Ctarl-Ctarl, and the smartest feline
in the universe. Shake well and mix with a century of bad
movies and fanfiction, plus some cloning on the part of the
razzers. Guess what you get?
#1 --- "Hamsters In
Love", Part One,
Two,
Three
----- original story by DVGBA, DWP. Phibrizzo's two
minions, the mazoku Kharlosa and Kurthish, "ease" Phibrizzo through his
first fanfic but do a miserable job at it.
Chosen razzers:
Phibrizzo, Curtis Wildcat Jr., and Clawshu Mewkubi.
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