our_buddy_jesus

HHHHHeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy!!!!!! Looking Good! Thanks for being such a huge supporter of me, Buddy Chri.,?!9---- I mean Jesus, Buddy Jesus.

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jesus walking the distance
Man walking on sand dunes
He did it all for you! What do you have to say about them apples?

Who likes making a scene? An offensive gesture perhaps? Well lucky for you, we will soon have "our buddy jesus" at your fun local hang-outs( beaches, gay strip clubs, etc.), doing common everyday things( puking, wearing bikinis, etc.). If you would like to order a "our buddy jesus" t-shirt with an our buddy jesus scene on it, we also let you kow how. SO, keep in touch with us for when we're up and running(hopefully by the end of december).

Oh yeah, excuse this stupid ass site. it is what we could get for free.

He once lived in a far away land. No one knew who he was.  He just wanted to party.. Living in such a boring age of time, his fellow people thought he was a little happy and cheerful. So, Buddy Jesus was warned. He must end his smiles, laughing and whatever else that might give someone joy. But  Buddy Jesus said, "HHHEEEEYYYY!!" and put both of his thumbs up.

here are some bad ass sites to check out

hooded mimes

afterproject

inflict

our buddy jesus' secret spaghetti sauce
Science Beakers

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. He doesn't know that i'm revealing his specialty sauce to you. Okaay, start to prepare. You need a 4-quart sauce pan, a ladle, a stove(must have some kind of heating source), some salt, a whole shit load of pot, and a bottle of ragu.................Okay, boil the ragu, add some salt, perhaps some reefer( but recommended), heat, and then smoke some pot.  Wah-lah. You have our buddy jesus' special sauce!

Questions, comments, or just want to say hi, contact us at hailbuddyjesus@yahoo.com.