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Sleepless in Fulham: Rambling and gambling by David Young
Sunday, 4 September 2005
Unenlightened.
Topic: Poker
It's fascinating to see how some people read what they want to read in a posting. 'Enlightened' has written to me about the piece I wrote about Neil Channing and tells me

"I find it remarkable that you think that so many players are not aware of this [here he refers to the human dimension of the game], and that their inaction lies in ignorance not choice. Some people's stomach, including mine, would turn at the thought of befriending someone just to coerce money out of them. Most self-respecting poker players will gladly take the money of fish, loosey gooseys, but will stop well short of coercion, or engaging upon a seek and destroy policy on all known fish.

If you can't see the difference between trying to pit your wits against someone for yes financial reward, as opposed to using every legal means at your disposal to give someone without wits a good fist f*cking - and see this quality as enviable - then you are truly deserving of pity."


Whoa! Hold your horses there, buddy. You're reading far too much into this. The essence of what I was explaining was Neil's ability to create a gambling atmosphere. I promise you that it's the gambling games that people enjoy, not the rock-fests. Although I gave an example of Neil getting information out of someone in a less than direct manner, the most important thing I was saying about him was that he was able to get people to gamble. Believe it or not, it's what a lot of people want to do anyway! It's why a lot of them come to the game.

But once they sit in the chair, they become fearful of how others perceive their play and can play more conservatively. Neil does everything to make people feel right in gambling. And nearly everyone appreciates it - winners and losers alike.

The contrast between him and some other Vic players is chasmic. I've had countless arguments with players like Mike Mozouros, Alan Abraham and Victor Hyam to name but a few, because they seem to expect their opponents to play in silence. Given that some or all of these players are long-term winners, it's incredible when you think about it. They expect their victims to lose their money to them in total silence. They have no idea how much they are poisoning the gambling atmosphere. Every time I hear them utter the words 'No talking while there's a pot on!', I want to scream. I mean, do they want to win money or not? Every time they utter this nonsense, it's like money is falling out of their pockets. They are making it less likely that the casual players return.

As professional players, we are in the entertainment industry. A card room is not an exam hall. I'm normally a critic of those who attack the Vic as being full of miserable old gits, but at times it's true. Neil is the opposite. He makes it fun to be at the table. And fun is what most non-pros come for.

Saturday, 3 September 2005
GSOP, end of day two.
Topic: Poker
We played down to the last eighteen today. Still in and enjoying it. It's great to play a slow clock structure. I have dreamed of playing a competition with 90 minute rounds for years, but this is the first time I've played one. I feel much more at home in this than I ever have in rebuy crapshoots. If you want to know why there's never been a British-born WSOP championship event winner, despite the large number of people who've tried over the years, consider that it might be related to the paucity of slow-clock competitions on this side of the Atlantic.

Wish me luck!

The stacks are:

TABLE HARRINGTON:

SEAT 1: PEDRO PEREIRA 73,900
SEAT 2: GAVIN CRAWLEY 45,500
SEAT 3: DAVID YOUNG 34,200
SEAT 4: DHRUV DOSHI 30,000
SEAT 5: RICHARD GRYKO 96,000
SEAT 6: JACK GLASS 59,500
SEAT 7: AMIR DAOUD 61,900
SEAT 8: MOSHE ASH 42,800
SEAT 9: DOMINIC KAY 101,400

TABLE SEED:

SEAT 1: JEFF BARRON 18,600
SEAT 2: GARY HULL 44,500
SEAT 3: DEAN SANDERS 38,900
SEAT 4: OWEN GARD 53,600
SEAT 5: DEMIS HASSABIS 47,200
SEAT 6: PETER FARRELL 33,700
SEAT 7: ALFONSO SANCHEZ 70,200
SEAT 8: TONY THEO 62,600
SEAT 9: TONY DOBSON 57,200

_ DY at 4:06 AM BST
Updated: Saturday, 3 September 2005 4:08 AM BST
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Friday, 2 September 2005
Stan James? More like Sid James!
Topic: Poker
Stan James has made a market on the 'Gutshot Series of Poker'. The book was put together by Paul Spillane (Neil C's former flatmate) with assistance from Allan Engel. When I first saw the prices I was a little insulted to see that I had been made a 66 to one shot and mentioned this to Neil. I think I said something like 'Tell your mate Paul to go to Hell'.

Neil passed this on to Paul and the latter duly re-appraised the situation and stuck me out to 80 to one! A few days later I had drifted to 100 to one outsider (after the removal of the guaranteed non-runners Steve Bennett and Craig Grant). Time for a bet! I contacted Stan James to open an account over the phone and tried to get #30 on. No good! I got knocked back to #10. What a bunch of tossers! If you're going to insult me, at least lay me to lose three grand. Now I understand why Neil likes to call them Sid James. They're having a laugh!

Note - just finished day one and I've doubled up to 21,000 chips. Ninety-seven ran and there are about 55 left. All going to plan so far. I hope some of you got on at 100 to one. Wish me luck.

_ DY at 3:18 AM BST
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Wednesday, 31 August 2005
Alex Goldie's birthday celebration.
Topic: Misc.
After Norway, next stop Battersea, to celebrate the continued existence of Alex 'the gent' Goldie - a living national treasure if ever there were one. I enclose a few pictures taken on the day. Apologies to those I missed: Neil, Jude, Ellis and others.

_ DY at 12:32 PM BST
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Alex and DY
Topic: Misc.

Titmus and Dom
Topic: Misc.

_ DY at 12:27 PM BST
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Lord and Lady Miros
Topic: Misc.

_ DY at 12:25 PM BST
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Gryko and Oakley
Topic: Misc.

_ DY at 12:24 PM BST
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Tuesday, 30 August 2005
Congratulations to Frode and Asa.
Topic: Misc.
I went to a wedding in Norway at the weekend, along with Neil. The groom was Frode Gjesdal, whom many of you know. I first met him waiting outside the Riverboat casino in Glasgow in 2001. We've been in touch ever since.

I wish him and Asa all the happiness in the world.

_ DY at 2:50 PM BST
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The happy couple.
Topic: Misc.

_ DY at 2:43 PM BST
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Nordic Beauty, Neil, "Lars Vegas" and Oysten (phonetic spelling).
Topic: Misc.

_ DY at 2:34 PM BST
Updated: Tuesday, 30 August 2005 2:47 PM BST
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Friday, 26 August 2005
Marvellous!
Topic: Poker
There's been a lot of crap written about Neil Channing this week, following the online publication of this interview with Derek Kelly. Neil has a great deal to tell the aspiring gambler and like anyone who tries to help others, he has received a heap of abuse in return. No good deed goes unpunished!

He has a better record in tournaments than a cursory examination of the PokerInEurope database would suggest. It doesn't show that he won two Saturday afternoon comps in the Vic in a row, or that he won a second-chance competition in Binion's and came third in another during the 2004 WSOP.

But that hardly matters, because his speciality is something the most accurate tournament database could never reveal - his ability to create a good gambling atmosphere. It's one of those skills of the game that is rarely ever written about. To watch him in a cash game is to see a master at work. Few people realise it, but the best poker games are the ones where your opponents don't think they're playing poker, but instead think they are gambling. Neil pushes them in that direction.

Want an example of his genius? Try this - imagine you're playing a cash game in the Vic against a really bad player you've never seen before. You want to know when he's coming back, but you can't be too blatant. What do you say? You might ask how long he's in town, (I often do), but it's a bit of a giveaway. So late in the night, Neil asks: 'Got a long drive home?' It's brilliant. The most harmless question imaginable gets the star to reveal where he's come from, how long he's staying and from there you can try and get him to reveal what night he'll be back so you don't miss him. I tried it once when he wasn't there and it worked a treat.

There are many issues in cash poker that never come up in tournaments, so those who think that $20 rebuy events and $30 freezeouts are the be all and end all of poker never realise how deep you have to think to get your opponents' money into your pocket. A lot of regular cash players never grasp it either. I've seen people with great ability and discipline make no attempt to get people to gamble more recklessly than they planned. They go their whole playing careers without ever realising that there is a dimension to the game that they have never explored. Neil doesn't just aim to figure out how his opponents think. He actually changes the way they think - making them play the way he wants them to.

Whatever his technical ability, I assure you that Neil's skills at getting people to gamble are second to none. And I enjoy being in his games just to see him work his magic.

_ DY at 1:43 AM BST
Updated: Friday, 26 August 2005 3:24 AM BST
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Wednesday, 24 August 2005
The flat tax revolution.
Topic: Politics
There's been a revolution taking place in Central and Eastern Europe and until this month I knew nothing about it. It's the "flat tax" - a tax regime that removes higher bands and raises personal allowances. Proponents claim it raises revenues by increasing incentives to work and invest, while reducing the level of tax evasion.

Greece is rumoured to be the latest country to introduce such a regime. If it does, it will join Poland, Slovakia, Latvia, Lithuania, Russia and Estonia. The results for growth and revenue have been dramatic. Sadly our own government shows no sign of looking at the idea with an open mind. It has even gone as far as supressing documents that advance its advantages.

I wish my grandparents could have lived to see the day that Russia and Eastern Europe had higher growth rates than the UK and were pioneering low-tax approaches to stimulating economic growth. The one consolation is that there does now seem to be an issue on which the Conservatives could fight the next election.

_ DY at 5:01 PM BST
Updated: Wednesday, 24 August 2005 7:11 PM BST
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Friday, 12 August 2005
Mistaking vice for virtue.
Topic: Poker
Over at Andy Ward's Blog, our hero takes on those who make a virtue of making final tables.

He's reminded me of Craig Grant, whom I haven't seen for a few weeks. Craig has told me countless times that whenever he's knocked out of a tournament he always goes out with the best hand.

I believe him!

In fact I'm convinced it's the reason he's never won anything. Check out his stats. Lots of money finishes. No wins.

Playing tournaments day after day, week after week must be a hard life when on any given night 35 per cent of the prize pool is out of reach for you. I'm sure it's enough to drive a man to do something crazy.

_ DY at 2:00 PM BST
Updated: Friday, 12 August 2005 2:02 PM BST
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Odds and Ends.
Topic: Misc.
Humbug about sex, part one.

This story baffles me. The popular computer game "Grand Theft Auto, San Andreas" was banned from shops in Australia and re-rated to 'adults only' in the US after it was discovered that it was possible to see graphic sex scenes by downloading a special patch from the internet.

This might seem understandable were it not for the fact that the game permits players to kill civilians, steal property and take drugs for amusement. I watched a friend of mine play an earlier version of the game (Vice City) and in the first minute he sliced a defenceless female character to death with a samurai sword for no reason whatsoever, before robbing a drug store and driving off in a stolen car. All part of the fun.

Yet it's only when players learn how to make their characters give pleasure to others instead of killing, robbing or mutilating them that it causes offence!

Humbug about sex, part two.

I bought Private Eye today and was amused to see that page five made fun of the number of female columnists writing about nannies. I called Vicky Coren about it, as she had noticed the same thing.

One of the pieces derided in the Eye was from a woman who said that nannies, like children and pets, needed to be set clear limits. She went on to complain about a lesbian nanny she hired who downloaded pornography onto her computer. This, the writer noted, was a clear cry for help and a sign that the nanny needed boundaries set for her.

"No", said Vicky. "She was looking for pictures of minge".

Quite right. It reminds me of the drivel people talk when they say that teenagers who have sex are suffering from low self-esteem. Utter bollocks. They have discovered that their genitals have nerve endings. Sometimes the simplest explanation is the best.

What is the point of W.H.Smith?

Growing up in the 1980s, I recall going to W.H.Smith's on a Saturday morning and seeing the place absolutely packed with customers. It was the Times Square of High Wycombe. If you stayed there long enough, you'd see everyone.

Recent visits to one in Fulham have left me stunned at how dead it is. It doesn't have anything like the stock of books that the local Borders has. It is competing with Rymans (about 100 yards down the same road) in the all-important market for plastic folders and hole-punchers and its music section is pitiful compared to what is available in Virgin and HMV.

All of this is so sad. Not because I'm a shareholder, but because as a teenager in a packed branch I could read substantial portions of the books and magazines I liked for free without being noticed. Now I would stand out a mile. Bah!

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