France kicks and screams.
Topic: Politics
A few months ago, I wrote a piece titled 'When is it time to forgive France?' in which I argued that France could serve a useful role as a warning to others when its 'social market model' collapsed.

I had no idea that the French were in such a rush to take me up on my suggestion though! For nine consecutive nights there has been rioting. Last night police made 250 arrests. Nine hundred cars, one school and two nurseries were burnt.

It doesn't help calm matters that the rioters are mostly muslims from North Africa. But whatever the effect of Islamism, the chief blame lies in the country's employment protection laws. By making it hard for companies to shed workers, they make it less likely that the unemployed get into the labour market in the first place.

Any French company considering its headcount budget has to take into consideration the difficulty of making people redundant if it later needs to. Therefore in order to avoid the risk of expensive overmanning, it must plan its recruitment targets on the basis of a worst-case scenario. This wouldn't happen in the UK, where companies would hire more people in the first place, knowing that they could lose them later if they had overestimated their personnel needs.

It's a classic case of unintended consequences. Laws that are supposed to protect workers end up preventing people from working in the first place. And who suffers the most from this? Mainly it's the North Africa immigrants who find it hard to get their first job. The high unemployment gives them time on their hands, as well as rage in their hearts. It's been a disaster waiting to happen.

I'm not sure that most people in the UK realise just how high unemployment in continental Europe is. It's been high in Spain, Germany and France for well over a decade. In some regions for two decades. In Britain, we all remember the high unemployment of the early Thatcher years. However awful that was for many, it was shortlived compared to the unemployment that Europe has experienced.

Now that the rioting has entered its second week and has spread to other cities, will the French wake up out of their slumber and make moves to reform their labour markets to get industry hiring again? One can only hope. But I fear that the French are too proud to admit that their 'social market' is in fact profoundly anti-social and has exacerbated ethnic tensions to breaking point.

Passive play
Topic: Poker
Below I attach a hand history of a pot I won today.

The reason I show it is that I think it illustrates one of the differences I encounter in online play, as compared to live play. I mean the tendancy of online players to bet highly marginal hands that would nearly always be checked in the games I play in the Vic or at the Gutshot club. I call it 'must-bet-something disease'. Look at that last bet of ?80. What hand is he beating? What inferior hand is going to call here?

It's partly because of betting like this that my style of play is more passive than most people's. I'm prepared to go into check and call mode far more readily than most people. It suits a culture in which aggressive play is considered a virtue.

I'm not saying that passive is always right or that aggressive is always wrong. Context determines everything. But I see a lot of advice telling people to play aggressively and not much telling people how to let the aggressors hang themselves. In particular, I hear people talking about wanting to 'win the pot there and then'. They are usually talking about winning the blinds by making big pre-flop raises in competition play with hands like TT, JJ, QQ. How, I wonder, do they expect to win competitions if all they get with these hands are the blinds?

Being passive isn't about being weak. In many ways it's as risky as being aggressive. Perhaps more so. You have to be able to determine whether the cheap cards you've given could have hurt you. I can't say I liked the club on the turn or the ten on the river. But I still felt right in calling. I think I got more action this way than betting aggressively.

Texas Hold'em No Limit EUR 3,00/6,00 - Table "Torino"
Game ended 2005-11-02 16:41:38 GMT+01:00

Players:
bojjen (EUR 691,75 in seat 1)
hansom (EUR 790,45 in seat 2)
cleotrille (EUR 74,00 in seat 3)
falunerik (EUR 970,85 in seat 4)
snoop78 (EUR 117,65 in seat 5)
DavidYoung (EUR 485,48 in seat 6)

Dealer: falunerik
Small Blind: snoop78 (3,00)
Big Blind: DavidYoung (6,00)

DavidYoung was dealt: Ad - Jc

bojjen Fold
hansom Fold
cleotrille Call (6,00)
falunerik Raise (20,00)
snoop78 Fold
DavidYoung Call (14,00)
cleotrille Call (14,00)

Flop As - 2c - Ac

DavidYoung Check
cleotrille Check
falunerik Bet (32,00)
DavidYoung Call (32,00)
cleotrille Fold

Turn As - 2c - Ac - Qc

DavidYoung Check
falunerik Bet (65,00)
DavidYoung Call (65,00)

River As - 2c - Ac - Qc - Ts

DavidYoung Check
falunerik Bet (80,00)
DavidYoung Call (80,00)

falunerik shows: Ah - 9c (three of a kind, aces)
DavidYoung shows: Ad - Jc (three of a kind, aces)

DavidYoung wins: EUR 414,00 (with three of a kind, aces)
Rake: EUR 3,00

Dubious sales practices.
Topic: Misc.
I've been getting some phone calls from 0870 numbers on my mobile lately. Last week I answered one, only for the line to go dead. I was a bit suspicious, but dialled the number back to find out what was going on.

The phone was answered with 'Hello, mumbled word Telecom. Have you had a missed call?' After I answered yes she said: 'Can we just confirm that you are still an Orange customer and that your contract...?'

I said: 'I'm not having this conversation. Please delete this number from your database and don't call me again'.

Can you believe the nerve of these people? They want to do sales over the phone and they want YOU to pay for the call! Incredible.

I'm thinking of asking Orange to bar calls from 0870 numbers. But before I do, can anyone think of a legitimate reason why I might get a call from one?

Cameron v Davis
Topic: Politics
Just as it looked like David Cameron had managed to completely overshadow David Davis as prospective leader of the Conservative Party comes exposure of Cameron's unwillingness to state that he's never taken drugs. I asked a right-wing friend why this mattered and he replied:

It would mean that with him in charge the Tories couldn't run on a 'family values' platform.

We both agreed that this would be an excellent reason for picking him.

Unexpected bonus from Pokerstars.
Topic: Poker
This arrived in my e-mail inbox today:

Hello,

PokerStars has become aware of two players who were in violation of our poker room rules. Some time ago, you were involved in one or more hands with these players. You have received a credit as a result. To confirm your credit, log onto your PokerStars account, go to the 'Cashier' screen and click the 'History' button. Your share of the distribution will be shown as "Credit Purchase", followed by the amount of the credit.

I regret that we are not at liberty identify the specific games or players in question. Suffice to say that the players involved have been barred from the site and you will not encounter them again.

Likewise we will not go into detail regarding the method used to calculate your share of the funds distributed. I can say that it is based on the net amount won using unfair tactics combined with the number of hands you played at a table where unfair play was taking place.

The integrity of the games at PokerStars is of paramount importance to us and we will not abide unfair play in our games. We work hard to police our games to assure our players of a fair, secure place to play. In those rare cases where collusion has actually occurred, we make sure that any players affected are compensated appropriately. Our apologies for the delay in distributing compensation in this case.

Thank you for your continued play here on PokerStars. Please do not hesitate to let us know any time we can be of help.


Regards,

Two points worth noting:

1) I haven't played on Pokerstars for months.

2) The sum awarded was $125!

Highway robbery ... foiled!
Topic: Misc.
I got a parking ticket a few weeks ago for parking in a suspended bay. Of course, I had no idea that the bay was suspended at the time, and for good reason. My car was parked directly in front of a parking information pole that contained no warning about the suspension of parking in my bay. Nearby was another pole that did contain a warning. But as it was not the nearest one to my car at the time and because I didn't see it in any case, I was under the impression that it was OK to park where I did.

This picture illustrates the situation:



I was parked on the right of the tree, where you see the white car (it's not mine). Unlike the car in the picture, I was parked facing forwards, so when I got out, I could directly look up and see no special warnings on the pole nearest the space where I had parked. The warning was on the pole to the left of the tree, which is also set further back from the road.

I decided to send in a copy of this picture and mention that I was intending to appeal. This weekend I got a letter in the mail informing me:

"After carefully considering your case, and without prejudice to our position, we have decided to cancel this parking ticket (PCN).

But please note that the parking bays were properly suspended and sign(s) to that effect displayed on street giving at least seven days notice.

If you get another ticket for the same reason, I am afraid we may not be able to cancel it."

If you get a ticket that you feel has been applied unfairly, do what I did. Take pictures and send them in instead of payment. Let them know that you want to appeal. I'm told that 60 per cent of appeals succeed!

Something is wrong here.
Topic: Politics
Staff working at a jail ... have been advised against wearing St George's Cross tie-pins. A report into Wakefield Prison said the English national flag could be "misinterpreted" as a racist symbol.

I'm not a massive fan of the St George Cross, as I was born in Scotland (as were my mother and sister) and my Dad was born in Wales. However even I can see that this is utterly ridiculous. Our flags are not racist symbols and should be displayed with pride. A person who continually apologises for himself is never respected. The same goes for nations.

Overheard at the Vic.
Topic: Poker
Dealer A: 'Why didn't you make this game ten-handed?'

Dealer B: 'Cause Jeff's not here'.

Everything that is wrong with British casino management is encapsulated in that two line exchange.

Congratulations to Bill and Alice!
Topic: Misc.
Congratulations to Bill and Alice on their marriage this weekend. I was privileged to be present to witness their union and tooks some pictures of the occasion. The ceremony took place in a church near Chicester and I was seated near the back with the other gambling scene reprobates. The Camel asked for a price on Alice promising to 'obey'. Action Dave said it was 10 to 1 but declined to lay me anything (he should work for Stan James). Neil said Alice was definitely an obeyer, "except when she's smashing up his Pokerstars account".

In the event, Alice did not offer to obey, but both parties did declare that 'all that I have is yours', so expect lots of FPP transfers in the years to come.

The reception took place in a marquee near Alice's family home. Everyone agreed that Bill's speech had been extremely funny, but hardly anyone could remember much of it. The same applied to Alex who had a hard act to follow after Bill's speech.

Everyone was their usual selves, except for Action Dave, who insists that his action days are behind him. This makes it all the more sad that he got stuck between two single ladies, while I sat next to Neil and Chris Huxtable.

Great weather, great company and a great day. I wish the newlyweds all the happiness in the world.

The Happy Couple
Topic: Misc.

The Camel, with Lady Camel
Topic: Misc.

The best man, the groom and yours truly
Topic: Misc.

Andy Ward with the Ace of hearts.
Topic: Misc.

Action Dave in his natural habitat.
Topic: Misc.

Alex and Jimmy
Topic: Misc.