300."Whoa! That's a lot of potatoes." 

301."So you have a reaction to the poison!" 

302."Cause little Jerry is doing more with your name than you ever will" 

303."Yeah, but where does the meat go?" 

304."Jerry, I never could find the stockroom." 

305."Wooooommm wooommm" 
    (when Kramer is given a slinky by the Latvian Orthodox sister)

306."Give me a pop, Jerry" 

307."Oh my god, they killed Jerry" 

308."Yeh, I cooked this whole meal in my bath tub! Thanks for installing that garbage disposal, Puddy!" 

309."These eggs suck!!!" 

310."I don't have no concentration" 

311."Welcome to flavor country" 

312."It's hideous Jerry, hideous" 

313."I used to have a problem." 

314."I have many relations."

315.Watching Jeopardy in Jerry's appartment: 
    "What is ‘Here Comes the Judge, ‘Here Comes the Judge’!" 

316.asking Elaine why she didn't invite him to be in the bachelor auction: 
    "I could raise enough money to cure polio (pause) polio!" 

317.Master of Domain epsiode: 
    K-man sees naked woman next door, leaves, comes back in two minutes: "I'm out!!!' 

318."You are one sick mama, I like it!" 

319."Why don't we take this boiler out for a shakedown?" 

320."Let's see if I can get a smile from the femeninas." 

321.Kramer at the gas station with Rick. 
    Kramer: "I'll get you a couple of Twix." 
    Rick: "No, I don't like coconut." 
    Kramer: "OK, I'll get two mounds" 

322."Or is it so possible that your head is spinning like a Top!?" 

323."That's a prickly one!" 
    (when he blows the circuit of Elaine's neighbors apartment) 

324."I'll tell ya who's an attractive man: George Will." 

325.Elaine: "Well, he's smart." 
    Kramer: "No, I don't find him all that bright." 

326."You're not doin' too bad yourself." 
    (Kramer in response to the man who thinks Cosmo is disabled and "very independant.") 

327."Well, I'm taping Canadien Parliament on C-SPAN." 
    (when Jerry asks Kramer why he can't watch a video in his own apartment.) 

328."What's in the deep end?" 
    (Kramer in response to the pool guy telling Jerry to "keep out of the deep end.")

329."That's an Enzo!" 
    (referring to Jerry's botched haircut.)

330."If I had a kid I'd name him Isosceles - Isosceles Kramer" 
    (after viewing the perfect triangle Jerry drew freehand)

331."You banks are all the same, with your hidden fees and service charges.
    No more banks - I'm keeping my blood in my freezer WITH MY MONEY!" 
    (on rate service charge hike at blood bank)

332.Elaine:  "You, I'm more responsible than you are!" 
    Kramer:  "Don't be ridiculous.  Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my freezer with my own blood. 

333."Can you do me a solid." 

334."My Cubans!" 

335."I'm flippin', I'm floppin'" 

336."This is where I want to be, Jerry!!" 

337."I have thought of a new idea for a restaurant that serves only peanut butter and jelly sandwhiches! .... I'd call it PB and J's" 

338."The flavor has no place to hide." 
     (regarding thinly-sliced meat) 

339."Say, nice eyepatch!" 

340."Behold, the "manssiere"!" 

341."I was just admiring your "reading material!"
    (Kramer referring to Dr. Tim Watley's choice of Penthouse for his waiting room magazine) 

342."He's the telephone guy!"  
    (Leaves Jerry's apartment then returns in 5 seconds)
    ...not that there's anything wrong with it!" 

343."But I don't want to sit there naked all by myself!"
    (when asking Jerry and George if they're ready for a steam)

344."What is pie!  Giddy up!"
    (when Kramer's watching Jeopardy at Jerry's Apartment) 

345."Got any double crunch?" 

346."Hi, Mike" 
    (addressing George, after Kramer was hit in the head by Crazy Joe Davola) 

347."You know those people, you know they're mentally ill?!" 

348."Rock on!" 
    (to George, who was wearing swimming goggles when he lost his eyeglasses) 

349."Con Dios?  That's rude!" 

350."What's wrong with that, Jerry!" 

351."Mr. Marbles...he's perfectly harmless." 

352."Well hello, I'm Mr. Pennypacker.  I am a very wealthy industrialist, philanthropist, aand-  b-bicyclist." 

353."I'm not a serial killer" (approx. words) 

354."How often do we do it?" 

355."Do you wanna have some fun!!??" 

356."Now thats impossible." 
    (on the show when Bette Midler Guess starred) 

357."Yeah. A video on how to make sausage" 

358."ya ya" 

359."let's go boys" 

360."syke!" 

361."NEWMAN!" 

362."How bout those Lakers" 

363.From cafe latte lawsuit episode 
    (in response to Jerry, said very fast): 
    "Ohhh, I can be very litigious!" 

364.From episode 53, talking to George about Susan: 
    "You've got to listen to the little man" 

365."I'm down"

366."You used to be up here Jerry, now you're all the way down here" 

367."She's hungry Jerry, Got any food?" 

368."How do I look Jackie?" 

369."Jerry, I think it's going to be okay.  The lady at the end just smiled at me." 

370."There were some other guys floating around." 
    (when Kramer goes swimming in the East River) 

371.(to Elaine) "Yeah, tell me about it soul sister!"

372.Jerry (re eyepatch): "You look like a pirate." 
    Kramer: "I want to be a pirate." 

373."This is how society works, Jerry, and if you don't want to be a part of society, then WHY don't you just MOVE 
     to the EAST SIDE!!" 

374."You can forget about watching TV while you're eating dinner. 
    ("I can?")  
    Oh YEAH!  And do you know why??  Because it's 'dinner time!'" 

375."Look at Jerry... he's a fancy boy" 

376."Noooo!" 

377."There's a naked woman across the street" 

378.Jerry:why did you force that mint on me? 
    Kramer: Who's gonna turn down a jr. mint, it's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious! 
    Jerry: yeah, that's true. 
    Kramer: It's very refreshing!!! 

379."yamahama it's fright night" 

380."...So he won't go peeping around for it like some people ... YOU!" (When he was hiding the keys to his "Strongbox".) 

381.(Calling Jerry from a phone booth down town, lost and hysterical) 
    "I'm at 1st and 1st.  Wait a minute, how can a street intersect into itself?  I must be at the nexus of the universe!" 

382.(Responding to Elaine's Comment about the Soup Nazi): 
    "He's not a Nazi.  He's just a bit eccentric.  Most geniuses are." 

383.Kramer: "Okay Elaine. " 
    Elaine: "You do it." 
    Kramer: "I thought you would." 
    Elaine:  "But haven't you done this before?" 
    Kramer:  "It was no picnic!" 
    (Before blowing a neighbor's circuit with a paper clip) 

384."Jerry, you know this is my busy time of year" 
    (having worked for 3 days) 

385."oh, come on!" 

386."there's one right... there!!!!" 
    (to George when he buys chinese hair growth)

387."so, you're the assman..." 

388."OHHHH BABY" 

389."Newmanium" 

390."Its killin' me Jerry" 

391."AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" 

392."I think your GAGA over her!!!" 

393."I'm ready!  Glory, Halleluia!" 
    (Referring to the last episode when everyone thought they were going to die on the plane. 

394."Uh. Is that a titleist?  A hole in one." 

395."She would look good in a scrunchy Jerry." 
    (Referring to Jerry's girlfriend, who Kramer fell in love with). 

396."Hero" [talking like a movie person] 

397.When waking Jerry in the middle of the night; 
    Jerry: "What time is it?"  
    Kramer:  "It's four." 

398."I can't go to jail Jerry" 

399."chk chk, giddyup" 




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