Again, for those of you who haven't got the time to wade through the entire transcript of last night's chat, here is the shortened version. If you have time to read the whole thing, please do…because, as usual it's very funny in places! We had the pleasure of chatting with Felix again in this chat, as well as Jubei…..who is as naughty as a barrel full of monkeys!! - BkkKat
 
Chatmaster: guess what guys I think I hear someone at the door
(Loud shrieks of delight follow, and cries of Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!)
Chatmaster: its……….
Chatmaster: its……….
(More assorted yowling and comments….)
Jerry: HEY YAL HOW'S IT GOING
(we have 46 lines of greetings, enquiries about squirrels and Jerry's lunch….)
Jerry: I'M DOIN PRETTY ALRIGHT
(lots of questions follow……….)
Jerry: HOW IS JUBEI WORKIN OUT
(here are a few of the answers…..)
Lipmann: Jubei is too much of a tease
Pussykat: Jubei is a hoot…quite a character
Revvd: He can be sadistic, but in a kind way
Elaine: Jubei is becoming a turp sot and we love him!
Karin57: Jubei is great but NAUGHTY Jerry!!!
Agenbite: Jubei has a flapping tongue
Marilyn: Isabelle made a page about you Jerry, been there?
Jerry: yeah I liked the web page
LaNiece76: So!! How was the partay Jer!!
Jerry: I am not on very clever today
(I think this can be interpreted that Jerry has the hangover to end all hangovers…..)
Nilla: Jerry did you get the squirrel
Jerry: no I haven't got my squirrel
Joanna: You got a hangover Jerry?
Revvd: So, Jerry… do you have a goatee??
Jerry: yeah a pretty bad one
(I put in both the questions that came up, but I assume that Jerry was talking about his hangover)
precy: Jerry, Let's talk about The Beach, please…..
Jerry: OK I have a few Beach stories.
Chatmaster: Just a quick note, it's me Felix, typing for Jerry…..
Kirsten: Jerry - yes, please tell us if it's true that Leo was really hurt by that fake shark
Jerry: It's all true about the shark….
Jerry: I also encountered a cobra…
(lots of ooohs and aaahs)
Jerry: a spitting cobra…
(more comments, oohs and aaahs!)
Jerry: I could tell because it was all black.
Jerry: I opened my door and there was a cobra crawling in front of me.
Jerry: I tried to catch it and it flared up on me.
Kirsten: Jerry - did Leo really get hurt by that fake shark and cut his foot - true/false?
Jerry: True….
Revvd: why did you try to catch it?
(Jerry is soundly ticked off from all sides, and told he should leave snakes alone…)
Jerry: It got away.
Jerry: In Texas I used to catch snakes all the time.
Jerry: One time my little brother caught a baby rattlesnake.
Jerry: I've caught big ones but the babies are the most poisonous.
LesleyAnne: how old is your brother, Jerry?
Jerry: My little brother is 15.
PaulinaAnn: Do you like snakes Jerry?
Jerry: yea, I've had pet rattlers.
Peanut80: Jerry, does your family live in LA or just you?
Jerry: Only me in LA
Jerry: In Thailand I saw a picture of a cut open Python who had swallowed a 250 lb. man
Jerry: It happened on the island where we were shooting too.
Kingle: Partially digested I take it
Jerry: Yep Kingle
Nilla: Did you like Phi Phi Island Jerry
Jerry: Phi Phi Island was beautiful. Beyond words.
Kirsten: You are joking Jerry - aren't you?
(Kirsten was referring to the python that ate a man)
Jerry: I'm not joking Kirsten.
Revvd: Jerry, how old were you when you started acting?
Jerry: I was twelve when I started acting.
Elaine: Jerry how many days were you actually filming on the island?
Jerry: They filmed on the island for about a month.
Addy: Flesh and Bone your first gig, Jerry?
Jerry: Yea, Flesh and Bone was my first audition too.
Kana: Telling Lies in America….how old are you?
Jerry: I'm 17 in Lies…
Nilla: Ohhhhhhhh Jerry did you see any monkeys ANSWER THE QUESTION
Jerry: Yea, some monkeys attacked my friends.
Moonstar: Jerry….any plans for upcoming movies??
Jerry: No plans yet for upcoming movies.
Bree: Jerry, are you going to be in the Japanese ads with Leo?
Jerry: Yea, I'm shooting that Japanese add.
Jerry: The monkeys just threw stuff and acted like jerks.
Jerry: I LOVE THEM
Moonstar: Jerry is there Taco Cabana all over California??
Jerry: No, there's no Taco Cabana in California.
Nilla: Jerry are you an animal lover cause you sound it
Jerry: Animals are my favorite things in the world.
Cecily: Do you think of Leo as your big brother Jerry?
Jerry: Yea, Leo's my Big B.
Jerry: I am an animal……
Jerry: GRRRRRRRRRR!
Lynlee55: What kind of animal Jerry??
Jerry: I'm kind of like animal from the muppets
Kirsten: Jerry - if you could be an animal - what kind would you prefer to be - a snake, monkey??
Jerry: Sometimes I like to be a lion.
Jerry: I have the mane for it.
Revvd: Jerry, what is the thing that you and Leo have most in common?
Jerry: well, revvd, good question…….we're both jerks.
Jerry: ….in a goodhearted way
Aceydeuce: Jerry, please wish Treggy a "Happy Birthday" Thanks :o)
Jerry: Happy Birthday Treggy.
BlueSkies: and nerds too, right Jerry??
Jerry: Big nerds BlueSkies….
Jerry: We're both into comic books and toys.
Agenbite: So you want my old King Kong Bundy doll?
Jerry: cool agenbite.
Agenbite: you can't HAVE it!
Jerry: Actually we bought all these action figures and set them up in a fight scene.
LesleyAnne: seriously, what's it like having such a famous friend, Jer?
Jerry: Leo's not famous to me.
Jerry: The hulk beat up everybody.
Elaine: Jerry did you ever have a STRETCH ARMSTRONG doll:
Jerry: Yea, I used to have Stretch Armstrong.
Jerry: There action figures.
Peanut80: What do you consider 'soul food"/
Jerry: I just ate at Roskos Chicken and Waffles.
Lynlee55: which did you have, chicken or waffles???
Jerry: I had both, chicken and waffles.
Jerry: and red beans and rice and hot water corn bread.
Jerry: I love soul food.
Addy: bet it's not as good as mom makes, huh Jer?
Jerry: It's nothin like good old home cookin.
LaNiece76: What does Leo think of soul food?
Jerry: Leo introduced me to LA soul food.
Jerry: soul food I mean.
Cecily: Which one Jerry is the best?
Jerry: This place Greens and Things. It's not around any more.
Jerry: I love spicy food. Tabasco sauce on everything.
Marilyn: I'm a foreigner…..what's soul food?
Jerry: Fried chicken, sweet potato pie, that stuff.
Peanut80: Jerry, what is a food you DON'T eat??
Jerry: I don't particularly like fast food.
Elaine: Jerry please explain soul food for our friends in other countries
Jerry: It means like southern food. Home cooked southern food.
Kirsten: Jerry - tell us did Leo really hurt his foot bad by that fake shark in Thailand?
Jerry: Yea, he had to get stitches from the fake shark.
Jerry: If ya'll keep talking about food, I'm gonna have to leave and go eat.
Peanut80: Did you suffer any injuries, Jerry?
Jerry: No just minor scrapes and bumps.
Peanut80: What surprised you about Thailand?
Jerry: Thai New Year was a blast.
Nilla: New Year what happened Jerry?
Jerry: Everyone tries to douse everyone with water.
Vixen: Did you participate in the dousing?
Jerry: I woke up to the maids throwing buckets of water on me.
Kirsten: Jerry - LOL LOL did you get one of these huge kid's waterguns and fire on Leo?
Jerry: Me and my friends planned this massive attack on Leo.
Jerry: We had walkie talkies, hiding posts, all that stuff.
Lynlee55: What fun…did it work???
Jerry: First of all, we put tons of ice in coolers to make the water real cold.
Jerry: Shockingly cold.
(Leo…..with friends like Jerry, you don't need any enemies……!)
Jerry: But Leo's bodyguard knew what was up.
Jerry: They came prepared too…
LaurenB: those bodyguards are no fun…
Jerry: Leo's bodyguard is awesome.
Lynleet55: So was it out and out war???
Jerry: Out and out war….
Marnie: So what happened next Jer?
Jerry: They came running out and first I got Leo with the ice cold water, then….
Jerry: …pounced on the guard and the water was so cold he fell straight on his back…
Jerry: I felt bad but he was OK, he's real tough.
(Leo…Dear Leo….. I have to tell you your loyal fans were laughing hysterically at this point!!!! They seem to have no sympathy when you get soaked in icy water, none at all! You have to actually bleed and have stitches to get any attention from this bunch.)
Jerry: By the end, we all ended up in the pool. Maids, Leo, everybody.
Jerry: It was a blast….
Jerry: Then we played water volleyball….
Jerry: …and me and Leo's team won.
Jerry: it looks like I've done my work here.
Jerry: I have to go get some chicken.
Katzz: Jerry……THIS IS WORK????
Jerry: No this isn't work Katz. It's fun.
(Everyone thanks Jerry for coming and sharing his stories with us… it really was great, I have to say!)
Jerry: I'll come back before you know it.
Jerry: Thanks everyone. Here's my man Jubei.


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