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Celestial Mechanics is a name for trading purposes and has no deliberate relevance to any aspects of our enterprise, I chose it simply because it sounds good and if I ever take further education Celestial Mechanics is a course that I may be quite interested. I dropped out of high school at the age 14 to further a much more fascinating line of research into psychoactive chemicals. I subsequently studied many of their aspects such as the effects at different dosages, synthesis and other methods of production and comparative studies of the available delivery mechanisms and finishing the 20 year study by some very close observations of how these molecules can either completely destroy some minds and yet build other ones out of nothing. Registered in London, England on 8-8-88 as XYD Communications Ltd. The site contains many whimsical details of products and services that Celestial Mechanics have long delighted in providing to our patrons. During our long odyssey Celestial Mechanics has grown quite considerably. When started CM had a total staff of one who was then about 30 years old and weighed around 105 lb. It cost this employee about £8,000 a year on average for the unique privilege working at here at CM. Now it is 17 years later and CM is still going strong, Remarkably that same employee is still on CM staff, and his age has grown a respectable 56%, his weight by almost 62% and the financial contributions he has to make to keep his job CM has grown by a whopping 362%. This enviable and stable growth pattern is a tremendous credit to ability of the CM management team who have accomplished the feat without ever having to increase its staffing level. A recent quote by Crazy Dave, President and Founder was overheard to mutter to himself one night while enjoying a pint at the Kings one night sums it all up. "If we can keep this pace going for another year we could easily well be employing twice as many as we do now" Perhaps then he will then stop muttering or perhaps not. Who can say what the future may bring.
Contact InformationThe Kings Arms, Penryn. after 5pm & please don't interrupt me during the Simpsons, thank-you.
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