It's been 62 years since Professor Tolkien sent
his Hobbits Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin off from Middle Earth's leafy
shire to a world-consuming war - all because of one little, precious
ring. And no one has come close to getting all those hundreds of pages
of epic fantasy on the screen.
Oh, John Boorman has thought about it a lot from
time to time. Animator Ralph Bakshi even did the dirty on us and stuck
half the story into the cinemas in 1978 - a grotty-looking affair that
is best forgotten. But in fact, it's the BBC that's come the closest,
with Brian Sibley and Michael Bakewell's luxurious radio adaptation.
Maybe Orcs and Hobbits are better left in the head?
But film director Peter Jackson would beg to
differ. The first Kiwi king of splatter, the man who stuffed infant
zombies into food blenders, and gave us films such as Bad Taste, The
Frighteners and Heavenly Creatures, is about to make the century's last
epic film. There's something wonderful about that: a director who
started off cheap'n'nasty getting to play Cecil B De Mille in New
Zealand.
I can almost hear him hugging himself with glee
across the static of an international phone line: "I'm a real
believer in trying to push yourself," he says. "And if you're
a film-maker, I don't think there's anything more amazing to be involved
with than The Lord of the Rings. It's the holy grail of film-making.
It's a once in a lifetime experience, and if we do it and we can be
proud, then we want to retire when it's all over."
The "we" in question is Jackson and
his writing partner and wife, Fran Walsh. Back in 1995 they were just
finishing The Frighteners and contemplating a remake of King Kong when
one of those unlikely moments of Hollywood synergy brought the film
rights to the book within their grasp. Initially, the deal, brokered by
cigar-chomping Miramax mini-mogul Harvey Weinstein, offered them the
chance to squeeze the book into just two films.
Now a different mogul, Bob Shay of New Line
Films, has given them the chance to have it all, or nearly all. Three
films made back to back. One very long production across the whole of
New Zealand, with Jackson in the middle, directing core parts of the
story, while overseeing, via satellite, the rest of the sprawling shoot.
The first film, The Fellowship of the Ring, will be released in the
summer of 2001, the next in the trilogy to follow in a matter of months.
Getting out of Mordor alive would seem an easier
option but Jackson sees no choice if he is to maintain fidelity to the
story as well as keep the attention of a global audience that is already
working its way through another little epic trilogy from George Lucas.
"Shooting three separate movies back to
back has never been done before," says Jackson. "But I think
it's unfair to say to an audience, 'Come to The Fellowship of the Ring
and, if it's successful, we make part two'. That's not what we're doing.
We are making the entire trilogy, one long film shoot and then we'll cut
them all together. I guess it's a certain form of madness."
Madness perhaps, but Jackson has never forgotten
his roots as a fan, his love of junk and collectibles. Imagine if David
Lean was sitting there posting responses to detailed questions about
camels and what Fagin should look like. Yet Jackson has patiently
responded to endless questions on websites such as Ain't
It Cool News. "I do read the websites. People post up opinions
about the actors and the story and I sometimes sit there for hours and
hours and read the comments. It must be very frustrating to feel your
favourite book is going to be filmed and think, 'How are they going to
stuff it up this time?' "
So, for the curious, Jackson (pictured) can tell
you that Tom Bombadil doesn't make it in, Treebeard does, and Gollum is
being played by a computer. Oh, and Sean Connery isn't quite right for
Gandalf. Sir Ian McKellen takes that role while Ian Holm plays Hobbit
again as Bilbo Baggins, Timothy Spall essays the dwarf Gimli and two
Americans, Elijah Wood and Sean Austin, practise their best shire as
Frodo and Sam. Which partly answers another inevitable question: how do
you find a Hobbit that can act his furry feet off?
"Well, we've thought about that a lot. We
still have tests to do but the Hobbits are the principal characters. If
you study Tolkien's descriptions of them, they are really described as
small people. Between three and a half to four foot tall and they're not
strange in any other way than these large, hairy feet.
"I know casting authentic little people is
the way that some people have thought we'll go but it just doesn't fit
what Tolkien wrote. So we are casting normal sized actors and using
prosthetics, computer tricks and other less complicated trickery to
reduce them in size. I certainly don't want to use puppets or CGI
(computer-generated imagery) characters because this is a story about
real people."
Perhaps Jackson's most difficult task won't be
working out what Sauron looks like or whether a Balrog has wings but how
to please both the generations of fans and those apt to wander into the
multiplex who will feel more than a little lost in a sea of names,
places and races. "The main answer is to let the story unfold very
gently. You have to take the audience by the hand and not overload them
with too many names. But, in a sense, cinema has an advantage over books
because when you are reading you are flipping back, with only the words
to commit to memory. Now you'll see a king with a long grey beard and a
strange looking crown and even though, quarter of an hour later, you
might have forgotten his name, you'll remember his face and how he fits
into the story. It's going to be a little easier in a way!"
Easier is not the first thought that strikes you
about such an ambitious undertaking. There is the small obstacle of
making a fantasy film that doesn't go all dry ice and really rotten
dialogue on you. Force yourself to remember Hawk the Slayer, Krull,
Labyrinth, Willow, The Dark Crystal or even The Sword and the Sorcerer -
turgid to a troll - and you begin to see the potential problems. "I
don't think a classic fantasy film has ever been made," says
Jackson. "That's one of the reasons why I get really excited with
the book because, as you turn the pages, you get a sense that if you can
capture some of this stuff, then it's going to be pretty extraordinary.
"More than anything, I'm keen to avoid that
American heavy metal look. It's a style that I don't think is
appropriate but it's been used on a lot of Tolkien artwork and I think
Tolkien would have been appalled. The key is to say we're not making a
fantasy movie but approach it as if we're making a historical
film."
That is why Jackson is staying put in his native
New Zealand, a country that George Lucas has already used as the
backdrop for his sub-Tolkien homage, Willow. It seems that, for Jackson,
New Zealand is the only place to reach Middle Earth. You'll find
Weathertop in Waikato, Edoras in Canterbury, NZ and the Shire taking
shape on the rolling hills of the North Island.
"People think of Middle Earth as being a
completely mythical place but it is not. It is our earth in a period
that predates the Egyptian Empire and the Greeks. The Lord of the Rings
stretches across England and the rest of Europe in a time of
pre-history. Tolkien envisaged it taking place 7,000 years ago. So we
want real landscapes but we want them heightened. New Zealand is perfect
because it's a slightly skewed version of what Europe is."
There are other, equally convincing, arguments
that there is no place like home. The moguls of Los Angeles will be more
than just a Lear Jet away from dropping in. More importantly, although
the $130 million that New Line is putting Jackson's way wouldn't buy
James Cameron a funnel on the Titanic, New Zealand exchange rates,
labour costs and Jackson's own in-house effects facility, WETA, make
that sum more like $300 million.
So, somewhere, right now, in the Kiwi mist, the
forces of light and dark are gathering for an almighty ruck. Anvils are
ringing to the sound of Orc armour and dwarf axe blades being knocked
into shape. Chainmail is a little trickier: that has to come from, of
all places, India. Armour for the 15,000 extras is being knitted out of
string by the 70-year-old ladies of the Wellington knitting club.
Those 15,000 will then be turned into an army of
a 100,000 via a neat piece of computer software called MASSIVE which
grows its own battles at the push of a button. It's De Mille with all
mod cons, and you can almost hear Jackson drooling with anticipation.
"We are going to make a very personal
movie, our interpretation, what's in our heads. This is not a definitive
version that replaces the word. The Lord of the Rings is a wonderful
masterpiece and will always be so. But I'll feel pretty good when I see
10,000 Urukai storming Helm's Deep. That's what I want to see. It's
worth making the movies just to see that".