From: Microsoft Standard Email Support [msupport@microsoft.com]

Subject: Windows Update

(*** I suggest You remove Windows Critical Update *** especially
    If You Have Cable or DSL Internet &/or value you privacy On-Line.
Remember? When On-Line It sends a signal Out of *YOUR* Computer
every 5 min.'s 72 hours a day, You can still check it, WHen U want manually!)
AAAAaaae!!!

Hello Karl,

Thank you for contacting Microsoft Update Support. 

Karl, you can not change the settings in the Windows Critical Update
Notification.  You can only un-install it and then manually check for
updates by visiting the Windows Update Site *"at your own leisure"*.

To un-install that component, please read the following:

	1.	Click the Start button, point to Settings, and then click
		Control Panel. 
	2.	Double-click Add/Remove Programs. 
	3.	Select Microsoft Windows Critical Update Notification. 
	4.	Click Add/Remove. 

Now you can visiting the Windows Update Site via
http://windowsupdate.microsoft.com every once in a while in order to see if
there are new critical updates for your computer.

If you have any other F.n questions regarding this issue, please send an
e-mail message to Bill Gates & leave me alone!!!
(** I changed last sentence = AAAAaaae!!!)

Thank you, 
John N.  
Microsoft Support Professional 
Product Support Services 
Office Hours:  Monday-Friday  7:00 AM to 4:00 PM CST

Delighting our customers is our top priority. We welcome your comments and
suggestions about how we can improve the support you have received. Please
e-mail my manager, Mike Roehr, at Managers@Microsoft.com:
mailto:Managers@Microsoft.com?subject=WindowsUpdateSite.