From: Lady skweres

Subject: Fw: some goodies

Date: Sunday, October 07, 2001 4:40 PM


> >THE SECRETS OF  WOMEN'S LANGUAGE
> >
> >Keywords and their meanings.
> >
> >1.  FINE
> >
> >This is the word a  woman uses at the end of any
> >argument that  she
> >feels  she is right about but needs to shut you up.
> >NEVER use fine  to
> >describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to
> >have one of  those
> >arguments.
> >
> >2.  FIVE MINUTES
> >
> >This is half an hour.  It is equivalent to the five
> >minutes that  your
> >football/hockey or whatever game is going to last
> >before you take  out
> >the  trash, so she feels that it's an even trade.
> >
> >3.  NOTHING
> >
> >This means something  and you should be on your toes.
> >"Nothing" is
> >usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of
> >wanting to  turn
> >you  inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing"
> >  usually
> >signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes"
> >and end with  the
> >word  "Fine".
> >
> >4. GO  AHEAD (c/w Raised Eyebrows)
> >
> >This is a dare. One  that will result in a woman
> >getting upset  over
> >"Nothing" and eventually cause an argument that will
> >last  "Five
> >Minutes" and end with the word "Fine".
> >
> >5. GO  AHEAD (w/out raised eyebrows)
> >
> >This means "I give  up.  Do what you want because I
> >don't care."   You
> >will,  however, get a Raised Eyebrow "Go Ahead" in
> >just a few  minutes,
> >followed by "Nothing", and a "Five Minute" argument
> >ending  with
> >"Fine".
> >
> >6.  LOUD SIGH
> >
> >Not actually a word  of course but often a verbal cue
> >misunderstood  by
> >men.  The "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you're an idiot
> >and wonders  why
> >she is  wasting her time standing there having a "Five
> >  Minute"
> >argument with you over "Nothing".
> >
> >7.  SOFT SIGH
> >
> >One of the few sounds  that some men actually
> >understand. She is
> >content. Your best bet is not to move or breathe. Just
> >stay  clear.
> >
> >8.  OH
> >
> >This word followed by  any statement is trouble.  E.G.
> >- "Oh, let  me
> >get  that",which actually means you are obviously
> >incapable  and
> >incompetent and cannot possibly complete the task to
> >her  particular
> >standard. Or "Oh, I already talked to the cable guy",
> >which means  she
> >has  inadvertently blown the cover on your secret
> >extra outlets  and
> >black  box.  Worse yet is, "Oh, I talked to him about
> >what you  did
> >last  night.
> >