News? What News?

What New? You mean there is real news on the news? Naw! Don't joke with me.

Dad: Whats on girls?

Kate: Just the N

Danue: Don't say it!

Kate: Uh!!! What's wrong with saying the News?

Danue: Sigh! Now you have done it

Dad: News? You call this News?! It's info-tainment to keep us distracted from reality.

Kate: Gasp!

Kate: You mean there are things more important than the run away bride?

Dad: YES!!!!

Danue: Nice going Kate! You just extended the lecture another hour.