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Hairbrained marketing schemes"


So im eatin an' this kraaaaazy bird come a flappin all up on my table an' he tell me dat i should try pepsi cola. Dass right, he tell me that i should try pepsi cola registered trademark. i tolde him that i was not interested and figured that he would a just a flap away and mind he own bidness, but nope dat bird he a just stay dere like i-a-invited him over for tea. he tolde me all the advantages of drinkin pepsi and how it would hep me to be liked by my fellow society members, and that i could have any woman i wanted but i tode him no no no. so anyway, he wouldnt-a-leave and i finally gave in and got me some pepsi.