Hello gang, and welcome to this website. On this website, you will find stuff that is good. Everyday, there will be a new, shiney picture that I took with my camera, and some words that will coincide with the picture. Do you like chicken? Well get some chicken, sit down in front of your computer, and browse through "Photo Essays", because you never know if some activists or whatever are gonna shut it down or whatever it is that they love to do so much. If you don't like the page then you are probably having troubles or hurts or sadness in your life or woes, so I am sorry 'bout that.

here are links to good pages:

Soccer Moms are For Me!

Mullet Research Expedition

The Onion

Fashionquote.com

Gumsmakkers must die

Pantscoop Mcgoop

Cheese Factory

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Poetic Car Salesman De Amour"

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I can put you in that yellow ford today mam.  You would look good in it.

I seen where Wrestlin' was cancelled tonite.

Will you be my love?

I wanna take you on a walk, I want to buy you nice gifts and whisper sweet melodies in your ear baby.  But first, I would like you to test drive this beautiful Yellow Ford Explorer.

I like you baby.
We should move in together.