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6.3.99 "The Current state of Baseball"

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   So I was driving in my car, in todays society, and I looked over and there was the former Seattle Mariner and current star of the Arizona Diamondbacks Randy Johnson!  He was askin' for money because he was down on his luck and stuff, but I did not give him any.  I went to Best Buy and got this really cool CD player for my car, but it sucks now because my car isn't working so I am not, like, gonna just sit out in the friggin' driveway and listen to it, that would be crazier than pitching a ball game in Arizona then flying to Dallas just so you could stand on the corner and collect nickels from strangers.