A short time ago, in a galaxy easily acessible by the net...There were the  S/Ders, dedicated worshippers of Spike and Drusilla's greatness and defenders of all S/D, nothing could stop them.

Unfortunately, the evil Empire of Buffy/Spike shippers were trying to crush our small band of heroes.  The B/Sers, as they were called, hated all things Spike and Dru.  They were the followers of the unnatural, followers of the Buffy/Spike relationship.  They wrote smut and insisted that Spike loved *barf* Buffy, not Dru.  Forcing everyone to become one of them, they ruled the Spikeshipper world.
 
 The S/Ders knew they could not survive like this, so they declared war on the B/Sers.  Gathering supplies, the S/Ders got ready to fight.  Offering sacrifices of fic, railroad spikes, dolls and dead flowers, they prayed to the Demonic Duo, Spike and Drusilla to protect them and give them victory over the Misguided Ones.

 Meanwhile, the Evil B/Sers got together supplies of their own.  Then they prayed to the false idols (statues of Buffy and Spike *gag* kissing that were really made out of various pieces of junk and cow poop 'cause it really was just trash and B.S.) for victory.  But the false idols could not hear them for they were uncannon and had not been blessed by the great Joss.

They met on the battlefield. (which looked strangely looked like a parking lot)  The B/Sers fired first, throwing their stakes at the S/Ders, who bravely returned fire with railroad spikes.  Annoyed, the B/Sers grabbed their pointless and disgusting smut fics.  They threw them at the S/Ders who became covered in the horrific stuff.  Because about 98% of Spikesmut was
B/S, the S/Ders had a hard time reacting.  But the vampire goddess Dru was with the poor S/Ders and sent gigantic dolls to kill the bad people.

This scared the B/Sers so bad that they wet themselves.  The S/Ders laughed and laughed.  But the B/Sers had a secret weapon ... they had been collaborating with Angel who was finally tired of Buffy hanging around him all the time and supported B/S and had borrowed his dark clouds of brooding.

*gasp!*

Suddenly, all the S/Ders felt very sorry for themselves...why should they fight the B/Sers? everyone knew B/S was the majority...what good would it do? Worried for his Chosen Ones, Spike appeared to them, telling them to "kill the wankers"  With this new inspiration, the S/Ders fought on.

Meanwhile, the Bleach Blond God visted the B/Sers.  His stormy eyes glared down upon the B/Sers. They kneeled down to worship and sent offerings of B/S smut, but Spike was very disgusted and a giant black DeSoto came and ran them all over.

And slowly, Spike's Chosen Ones defeated the evil S/Bers and in the battle, Dru sneaked off to stake Angel.  But how did they win?  Grabbing all the S/D fic there was (maybe 14 fics) the S/Ders wrung them out like towels into buckets.  All the smut and mush from the fics went into the buckets and then the S/Ders threw it at the B/Sers who screamed in agony.

All that was left was to decide what to do with the B/Sers.  Drusilla talked to the her Dark Prince and they grinned evily. Dru hypnotized the stupid B/Sers so that they would write Angel/Buffy fic. And Snyder/Buffy fics. They were NOT worthy enough to write Spike and Dru fics, so they were forced to pair the Vampire Layer with someone other than Spike.

 After this, they realized, finally, that Joss, the great God of Buffyverse, had never meant for the unnatural B.S. of B/S ever to happen, the B/Sers fell to the ground and started worshiping S/D, begging Dru for forgiveness as they had blasphmed her name.  She didn't, though, 'cause Dru holds grudges.  She and Spike killed them all so there were no more B/Sers left.

S/Ders triumped and burned all the B/S smut so that NO trace of it was ever found again.  And from then on, the S/Ders ruled.