Make an effort to learn all daytime advertisements and infomercials by heart. Be sure to recite them when bored or simply to enlighten others.
Start a diet, follow it for at least one day, break it (binge) REPEAT
Be seen in as many inland suburbs as possible sporting your nifty new bikini and token surfboard.
Lie out in your backyard for a least 4 hours one hot day. Proudly display your new tan and subsequent peeling (see 3.)
Plan an outdoor picnic for a rainy day.
Treat your neighbours to your raw musical talent
à sing often and sing loud.
Catch public transport in your pyjamas.
Drive to your local shopping centre and hang in the foodcourt all day. Remember to wear your boardshorts and your one-size-too-small white singlet top. Preach nihilism to all that pass by.
Laugh loudly to yourself when you are alone in public.
When lunching at McDonalds be sure to ask for the "Whopper Value Meal" and if at Hungry Jacks don’t hesitate to order a "Big Mac". Don’t listen to anyone who tries to tell you that they don’t have that particular meal. Insist on them making it for you anyway.
Plan big get togethers with your friends at expensive restaurants and proceed to order 15 glasses of tap water, continue doing so until you’re ready to leave.
Sneak out before the end of a movie and lock all of the toilet stalls. Sit back and observe the ensuing various reactions.
Play footsies with strangers.
Talk to the walls; inform anyone who inquires that "they have ears".
Write long drawn out essays on the state of the "Antarctic Economy" and distribute them freely in the streets.
