Come on Barbie lets go....ummmmCome on Barbie lets go....ummmm
..awwhhh spank me Ken
So the deal is....Barbie is awarded each month to the staff member who has done the most "blonde" thing during the month. Trish, Tracey and I thought maybe she needed tarting up a bit and this was what we created.....a lot of thought and time went into this outfit (umm we did it in our OWN time, yeah uhh thats right)
Trish contributed the bubble wrap (her personal favourite), Tracey did the makeup, fishnets and boots and nose piercing, I provided the guidance, the hair accesories, earring and collar and the most frightening thing...Dave Sweeney really got into it (!) and made the whip and cuffs...dont ask...dont even ask.
Barbie Recipients have included :
Jo G was the original recipient..and i don't even remember why she won her..I think she did a significant number of stupid things in a short space of time one month
Steve (for believing idle gossip)
Trish (for just being herself)
Kevin (for leaving car keys in a non-logical location)
Me *sigh*..I won Barbie for this month..something to do with 12 pins..in 10 pin bowling..I dunno...anyways..I'm so excited that I now get the pleasure of dressing her up. I have many ideas.....the only thing I have discovered....Sharpie markings on Barbie DO NOT come off with anything :( Guess shes stuck with the fishnets and makeup..oh and fingernail polish remover...removes her pupils as well...(gives her a very frightening look)
I suitably updated Barbie (pics below) and this month she has now passed into the capable hands of Stuart ....who must remember to check his caller ID more thoroughly before answering his phone with the opening phrase "hello gorgeous"
The New and Improved Cleo Barbie...Queen of Denial
Darcy was the next recipient of Barbie...and although I can't remember what he won her for....he did a beautiful job of dressing her up....introducing....CyBarbie...I am a little disturbed that he chopped one of her arms off...but he did turn it into a business card holder...so that showed initiative...she also now has bolts in her neck and he filed her breasts down..so they are no longer so pointy....she has gone for the red latex look as well...very impractical for walking....but it looks good
So Steve won Barbie last month...more for being a sexist pig...but anything will do when your desperate and Kevin has won her again this month for trying to be politically correct and stopping himself from calling Trish...Tracey...and instead calling her "Trash". I will not dignify that with a comment. (but it isn't the first time someone has called her that!)
Interesting Barbie Links:
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