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Deaf Child Record's
HOW TO SPOT A RAVER!

- Ravers can perfectly understand and have amazing conversations with
anyone under the age of ten.

- Ravers know where all the best toy stores are.

- Ravers get the most mileage out of their shoes. The toes and heels always
curl up because they're so worn down.

- Ravers always wish the dj would spin that OC Transpo track that they keep
hearing on the bus ride home.
- Ravers are the only people who don't have their age calculated in months,
yet still wear and use pacifiers.

- Ravers always consider every new place they go to as a possible location
for a party.
- Ravers hug EVERYONE.

- Ravers can DANCE.
- Ravers can be found dancing everywhere EXCEPT the main dance floor.
- Ravers understand the art of the bathroom conversation.
- Ravers choose their clothes by texture, colour, and size.
- Ravers love homemade clothes because they've seen the price tag on a pair
of Lithiums.