Diarrhea:
It's like a slip n' slide from your bowels
It has a mind of its own.
It's weird and builds character,
But it's still gross.
Vomit:
Grotesque, and funny coloured,
Most bad foods can relate to it's taste.
It burns on the way up,
Sometimes it's almost like some sort of paste.
Mucus:
Sounds like a pokemon name,
And it's green when you have a cold
If your willing to donate for society
Then you my friend are quite bold.
Pokemon:
Ugly, beasty and stupid,
Are what we call these things,
All they ever do is speak in there names,
And if they're name was Ting, thats what they'd speak in. Ting.